Pastor. Husband. Father. Calvinist. Humorist. Podcaster. Lover of 80s movies.

Jacksonville, Florida
Joined April 2022
The Denominations Host a VBS
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29 years ago today, I met the love of my life. At the time, I was working as a magician while still in high school. I even had my own business cards (pictured below). @MrsYourCalvinis ‘s father asked me to meet her and teach her some magic tricks for a performing arts project. I fell in love the moment I saw her. She didn’t learn any magic tricks, but she did say yes to a date. And we had our first date on Oct 31, 1997. We’ve been together ever since.
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Martin LuTHOR with the 95 Reese’s and his wife CATarina Von Bora who made the best beer in all of Germany :-)
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Happy Lord’s Day from the Foskeys @MrsYourCalvinis
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View from the Pulpit (Oct 25, 2026) Brothers, let’s see those notes 🙂
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What’s One Thing Your Church Has More Than Most Other Churches?
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DID YOU KNOW??? Abraham’s Promise Included the Gospel
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Decided to channel my inner-RC Sproul today and ask for a whiteboard during my message.
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Conferences are long, especially for the kids. Even more so for kids with autism. She is a trooper. But it’s a lot. So, when she reaches for a hug, it makes my heart glad.
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Today’s sermon was ex cathedra ;-)
🤖 Made with AI
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View from the Pulpit today, preaching on the Mandate of the Kingdom. No colorful notes, just my Bible :-)
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I love this pastor, and am thankful to speak alongside him this weekend. Our wives thought it fun to demonstrate our solidarity with matching ties :-)
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Do You Deadlift? If so, what weight are you currently working out with and what’s your PR?
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What if I Feel Like God Has Abandoned Me?
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Attended a pastor appreciation event at a local Christian school this morning. Afterward realized my shirt was inside out the whole time. How’s your morning going? lol
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If you want to start eating in a calorie deficit, begin by tracking what you eat. Be honest, and use a food scale. Then figure out your maintenance calories and try to start between 500/1000 below. If you eat high volume, low calorie food, it will help you feel full between meals.
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When Your Co-Worker Finally Gets You to Visit Their Pentecostal Church
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A Calvinist When the Pastor says “Go to Romans 9”
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A very kind local reporter in our small town reached out to do an article about my weight loss. I hope this encourages someone.
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Goblet Squats: Yea or Nay?
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