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5th best movie reviewer of all time. You reach I teach

Joined April 2017
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Knowing Bo Nix is trash but you can’t prove it because he keeps winning
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17 years ago today, one of the greatest pieces of fiction began.
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when your bro genuinely asks you to pay for his $10 meal (you alr owe him $50)
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The Boys Season 5 is one of the worst final seasons in TV history. A whole bunch of nothing happens throughout the entire final season.
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Riot Games can we get somebody who plays Ekko on the balance team? I'm ready to pick cotton for my champion to get his damage back 🙏 Thanks for raping the champion i love
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figured i’d jump on here and share this cause it wouldn’t hurt. not really the type to put my personal business out there but been going through a lot with my pops and anything helps as it stands. share if you can. thank you love you all 🖤 gofund.me/8350be7b9
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How it feels when a t-shirt you wear outside gets relegated to a t-shirt you wear at home after a legendary run.
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How the worst day in 2016 genuinely felt:
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Stranger Things fans seeing no episode 9 and realizing their theories were wrong and the Duffer brothers were just bad writers
Netflix just crashed after many fans expected a secret final episode of ‘STRANGER THINGS’ was releasing
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2025 wrapped: valentines: 0 kisses: 0 body count: 0 she lowk bad: 2841 What a great run
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i just burst into tears because of this video
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Souljaboy and xQc in the same lobby was the content I never knew I needed in life LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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The move is so satisfying
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To celebrate the first Gwen skin in forever, I'm giving away 10x Rain Shepard Gwen skins (NA AND EUW ONLY)! RT + FOLLOW + TAG A FRIEND OR NICKICH TO ENTER! Winners picked 48 hours from now, 11/21/25!
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Life peaked when Casey Frey ran the web.
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a perfect discography.
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