Free from the shackles of ‘what will people say’ • Data

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Joined October 2011
Fitness Twitter is like the gym: you see all the jacked and fit people, you start to feel small, and think maybe you're not trying hard enough—until you go to malls, petrol stations, parties, and even churches. That's when you realise you're far from mid. The algorithm just brings everyone together.
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Of course, emery’s Villa have started winning, so we’re seeing tweets like this😹 Rinse and repeat every season
Absolute nonsense @piersmorgan If Emery would have been given the backing and time Arteta had been, he’d have won far more than one PL. If you’d have put Arteta in charge of us after Gerrard, we wouldn’t be anywhere near the team we are now.
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The goal isn’t just logging sets like i said, it’s helping people train with more intention and understand what their body is telling them. The Flextavo app make it easy to track your weekly muscle building volume, see which muscles are fatigued, and monitor how recently each muscle was trained. Building something that goes beyond just logging workouts.
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Men and women def see things differently cos this is a perfect makeup to me.
A Unilag student did this for my birthday last year, I paid 10k. This picture is unedited, and I loved how the makeup matched my skin tone perfectly. Charging crazy prices doesn't prove your skill.
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You know what’s funny? If you did this for João Pedro, the only change you’d make is changing the United game to 0. 😭😭
Cole Palmer in PL big 6 matches since joining Chelsea in 2023. United 6x - 2 NPG. Arsenal 5x - 0 NPG Liverpool 3x - 0 NPG Man City 6x - 0 NPG Tottenham 5x - 0 NPG (1 Red Card) 2 Non Penalty Goal in 25 (TWENTY FIVE) matches since 23/24. THE MOST PROTECTED FOOTBALLER IN THE PL
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Replying to @oku_yungx
Scored both half ✅ Scored over 1.5 ✅ Win and over 1.5✅ Keep clean sheet ✅ Corner over 10.5✅ Win both halves ✅ Fouls over 20.5 ✅ Wetin u want , werey?
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This is so nasty wtf
PUT THIS THUG BEHIND BARS
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Waking up after yesterday 🕺
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decided to spend a week away from home once and i booked an apartment in ikoyi for the time. told my girl to come spend the time with me and of course she couldn’t refuse, she knew what was in store for her. on the third day, her dad called her. “precious, is everything okay? you haven’t called in 3 months to ask for allowance”. she laughed and said “daddy, i’m fine. i’m with big tjay”. he replied “who’s big tjay?” i told her not to say anything and to hang up. asked for her dad’s union bank account and sent him 2.5m from my opay. after 2mins, i got a call, picked up and i heard very familiar words “big tjay”
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Those who sold petrol at N67 and N165 per litre are incompetent leaders, while the one selling it for N1,550 is a nation builder. You’re just a foolish being!
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Yes you are right. Straight red.
No Palmer for Liverpool in the league cup. Back for United at home. First yellow never a yellow aswell 😭
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No lie. Between arsenal game today and Chelsea game, which one torture you pass?
Watching arsenal game is torture Sleep don dey catch person
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Pamilerin Cole. Ko da rara. Otu.
Declan Rice would be crucified if he did this
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Very dead team
Chelsea fans are too loud for a team that isn’t good
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See poison wey your club just serve you 😂 No go find palm oil.
Arsenal before Arteta used to be a team you could tune in for 90 minutes and enjoy, even though they don't win trophie but they play beautiful football , they could be losing 3-nil and you’d still enjoy watching them play. Now they’re an eyesore to watch 💔
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No go find aporo Ijebu for this poison wey your club just serve you. Cho Cho Cho onisokuso.
Watching arsenal game is torture Sleep don dey catch person
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No go do pregnancy test
Is it just me, but anytime I watch Arsenal games, I fall asleep. 🥺
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The only defender that’s close to being better or even better than Gabriel plays for Arsenal. The rest of una no reach
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Zero creativity with this lie thing.
Watching arsenal game is torture Sleep don dey catch person
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Jerked by the Villains
Mauled by the cheetahs 🐆😂😂😂😂
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Winter soldier
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