Lift.

☝🏽 I don’t get paid ✌🏽 I don’t get views 🤟🏽 My card for X Premium gets declined But guess what? I’m not leaving. I’m not fucking leaving! The show goes on. THIS is MY home. They’re gonna need a fucking WRECKING BALL to take me out of here!

this is a haiku it’s a form of poetry this is how i tweet.

i always presume … it’s a.i. generated. don’t trust; verify.

friendly reminder. use the a.i. for the good. and not for the bad.

i’ve scoured the net the dead internet is real. am i real? who knows.

just spent 10 mins in the car looking at percolator dance love videos. and you?

figured out why my wife loves her Costco runs. not for the peace she has w/ a break from the kids and i… nor’ is it about my comments on “is it on the list? then no”, or the window shopping into what we’ll need in the near future. neither of those. it’s so you can get samples in peace and not look like a mooch grabbing 4 samples at a time being apologetic about it 😆