yours truly but not truly yours • ⚽️🏎️•@fcbarcelona•auto dealer•

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Joined January 2022
Yours truly but not truly yours
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Was a great guy, I wonder why he exposed me for selling Caro white as pink lips cream though, unprovoked.
what was your worst experience living with a roommate in uni?
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even batman cannot torture this information out of me just drop me off the roof🙏🏾
I do this whenever I travel by air. I’ll familiarise myself with whoever I’m sitting next to, collect their number, and ask if someone is picking them up or if they’re ordering a ride. Once I hear “I’m ordering a ride,” congratulations, you’ve just become my airport taxi. 😂 I’ll discreetly use my phone to snap the car plate number and send it, alongside the person’s details, to my DSS friend in case anything happens. Once you drop me, na block straight 🫣😂 Abeg, those airport taxi fares are not beans jare😂
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This body odour Brazy gan Day just break🫩
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The whole idea of this is to stress Seedance 2.5, I’ve never had to make a film involving more than 2 characters, what I really wanted to go for was a simultaneous action between the different characters in the scene, everything starts to build up after she says “And you were in stupid Afghanistan” This whole scene is a reference to a movie called BROTHERS. I will work on the rest and post the full film in a few days, right after the end of this cut is where my test to break Seedance will start, I hope it doesn’t break. Lots of continuity errors but that’s what I was hoping for, errors I can see, fix, then get better at.
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“I’ll dedicate my ballon dor to the people of Africa” 😂😂😂😂😂
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mbappe una.
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Going to name my new mixtape CGPA cause it’s about to drop
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Delete your draftssss😭😂😂
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Due to inflation I'm downgrading from ADHD to AD720p with ads
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don’t annoy me today, im gonna eat your ass
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23:21 ✌️
🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: The MEN’S BALLON D’OR winner will officially be announced tonight at 22:43! 🏆✨
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Going to name my new mixtape CGPA cause it’s about to drop
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I’m an official girlfriend btw :)
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The comments
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nobody said anything to the babes talking down on her because you people want to act like we’re wearing pampers and say “they meant no harm” if i made that post with a man in the frame all of y’all would be laughing and saying how dare he speak but as it’s a woman now na “this is becoming weird” “what are you people doing” “women bring other women down” only occurs to you when someone else gives you your own taste of shade and bullying back. gtfo joor🤣🤣
A Unilag student did this for my birthday last year, I paid 10k. This picture is unedited, and I loved how the makeup matched my skin tone perfectly. Charging crazy prices doesn't prove your skill.
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a guy jumped from a 3storey building to commit suicide for over 1m debt he landed on a N15m benz, broke the windscreen, and still didn’t die
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We cannot use this defense to win the league 💔
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Vs PSG. Vs Real Madrid. we actually let him down in both matches and it’s unfair 💔
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