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Zeitresu

@Zeitresu

Owner of https://teapaw.org/t.co/DX6mHRyOLO

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Joined May 2015
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Going to search for the One Piece in Fortnite. I'll be back in a couple weeks or something, take care oomfies.
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We wuz chairs and sheeit
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ؘ@OutOfTouch_XNov 2
Hai guiz, help me find my friends!
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ؘ (@OutOfTouch_X) profile pictureؘ@OutOfTouch_XNov 2
I have no idea what happened
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can't even take a shit in peace in this house
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I'm sorry Goku, but unc is dipping in the chocolate.
ガッツ 📺: BLEACH (@cockyyhara) profile pictureガッツ 📺: BLEACH
@cockyyharaNov 2
Would you rather train with goku for 24 hrs or spend 24 hours with Yoruichi🗿
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Post something random or you'll have an AWFUL November!
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Punished Tamale (@punishedvaquera) profile picturePunished Tamale
@punishedvaqueraNov 2
Post something random or you'll have an AWFUL November!
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The goyim have gone insane.
Dexerto (@Dexerto) profile pictureDexerto
@DexertoNov 2
Kraft Mac & Cheese has launched a limited-time Cinnamon Roll flavor It combines its signature cheesy pasta with cinnamon and a creamy sauce inspired by the pastry
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The new Fortnite season looks fun, I wish I had people to play it with.
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Is it too late to make my Halloween post?...lol...
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Fortnite November 1, 2026:
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I think my wife died on the toilet? It's been nearly two hours since she's gone missing</3
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“erm this was made with AI” good, the sooner AI replaces trannies that take 10 years to put out a fucking mod or translation the better. this is piracy it just needs to work and not crash and apparently this is doing both of those things
Charmi (@Charmi) profile pictureCharmi
@CharmiOct 29
ESTO ES UNA AUTÉNTICA BARBARIDAD 😭 Han sacado un mod para los juegos de Pokémon de Nintendo DS que permite jugarlos en PANTALLA PANORÁMICA, A 60 FPS Y HASTA EN 4K. ¿Y LO MEJOR DE TODO? FUSIONA LAS DOS PANTALLAS DE NINTENDO DS EN UNA SOLA. Imaginaos jugar Pokémon Platino, HeartGold o Blanco y Negro así. ESTO ES UNA PRECIOSIDAD JAJAJA.
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God bless George Lucas
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"One Dune bucket, please."
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DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm) profile pictureDiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilmOct 29
First look at the ‘DUNE: PART 3’ popcorn bucket.
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me when they find bbw facesitting porn in my safari tabs
Jack D 🏳️‍🌈 (@JackDunc1) profile pictureJack D 🏳️‍🌈
@JackDunc1Oct 29
I'm sorry but this is absolutely fucking ridiculous. I thought it was a joke. The concept of going to prison for being in 'possession' of facesitting porn. 😭😭😭
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Emma 🩷@chaosisemmaOct 29
British people illegal goons be like: she sat on his face
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illegal imagery right here
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Jack D 🏳️‍🌈 (@JackDunc1) profile pictureJack D 🏳️‍🌈
@JackDunc1Oct 29
I'm sorry but this is absolutely fucking ridiculous. I thought it was a joke. The concept of going to prison for being in 'possession' of facesitting porn. 😭😭😭
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Me on my way to get executed for gooning to bbw facesitting:
moth 🔞 @ internet fetish microceleb (@pochamoth) profile picturemoth 🔞 @ internet fetish microceleb@pochamothOct 29
BBW Facesitting now illegal in my country what’s the point of living
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BBW facesitting is now a federal crime
Goddess Lilly 🧛🏻‍♀️ (@paygoddesslilly) profile pictureGoddess Lilly 🧛🏻‍♀️
@paygoddesslillyOct 29
The UK is actually so fucking boring what do you mean you can’t enjoy some face sitting after a succulent chinese meal?
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When the BBW I’m dating is about to sit on my face reveals she’s undercover and the FBI kicks my door in
Goddess Lilly 🧛🏻‍♀️ (@paygoddesslilly) profile pictureGoddess Lilly 🧛🏻‍♀️
@paygoddesslillyOct 29
The UK is actually so fucking boring what do you mean you can’t enjoy some face sitting after a succulent chinese meal?
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