carlos

like this, jim crane. open the roof @astros

what are everyone's opening day plans & can i join :^)

marty supreme pop tarts bowl

sean munger you are very important to me

love that houston has streetview imagery from january 2025 so you can see all the spots still covered with snow from that one time

i've been waiting for this call all my life (since visiting montréal this summer)

big bend moment

happy friday i wish i was in québec rn

there's a formerly vacant residential plot under construction in old sixth ward. begging for it to not be generic houston stacked box, garage at the front, townhouse slop. checking back in 3 months

Leader Mamdani my country Houston, Texas yearns for freedom

breaking my twitter silence to scream into the void that montréal may have just elected its own john wh*tmire 🤦🏻‍♂️

at the houston performative male contest

pains me that they cant enjoy miller lite in new zealand

when i was a kid i always picked the water starter pokemon

uh oh ! accidentally developing a québécois accent !

performatively sitting on my patio playing québecois classic rock, drinking cincinnati beer, and saying hi to neighbors that walk by, happy saturday

just flopped tremendously at karaoke, ama

where can i get actual soft serve ice cream in houston ??