We failed our national IQ test

Which side are you on? #HarrisWalz2024InALandslide

I walked into work on Wednesday and 95% of the people were glum, wouldn't make eye contact and just looked sick. Yet, about 5% of the people acted like it was the best day ever in their lives. I hate those MF-ers.

I can promise you that the Republicans will re-discover their outright panic over the national debt the moment that Kamala Harris is named the winner of the election. Attention: Deficit Disorder (The national debt is a problem but experts say Trump's plans make it worse)

Follow your dreams!

Ariana Grande sent this to her 376 million Instagram followers.

Know the difference. #PuertoRico

He's a pussy and you know it.

Thanks, @LePapillonBlu2

Only the swing states should have a say.

JD Vance: How can the person in charge of the teachers union not have any kids of her own? Me: How can a politician regulating uteruses not have one himself?

Flies know 💩 when they see it.

Which Beastie Boy is this?

A corn dog.

You can't back out of something you never agreed to in the first place, douchecanoe.

Border crossings today are lower than when Trump left office.

Every stupid thing they believe in one meme.

You come out of the bathroom and see this...what do you do?

Kristi Noem wants to be in charge of Trump's concentration camps. Just wait until she finds out that he's an untrainable puppy.

Donald: my farts are silent and they don't smell Doctor: here are some batteries for your hearing aid and a prescription for allergy medicine to clear out your nose.