Hot take: in the year 2023 no one should be taught Lights Criteria. The EMR should just tell us the answer. We can use those brain cells for more important things, like learning the adorable new names of rheumatologic disease replacing their prior racist eponyms.

So proud to be with @NorthwellHealth when the first person in the US was vaccinated for COVID. Great seeing this image pop up at #IDWeek2022 opening plenary with thousands of Infectious Diseases experts. @IDSAInfo @IDWeek2022 @GHUC_NYC

Selecting the right viral lab order in the year 2022 be like

My phone needs a feature when it's running out of space to automatically delete pictures that are rashes of other people's kids. #pedsproblems #Pediatrics #dermtwitter #MedTwitter

New funniest sounding medication: ubrogepant. Not an endorsement. But the entire pants drug class does the lols. #migraine #NeuroTwitter #Neurology

Went to DC this week to lobby Congress. Told myself I would keep it together and not fanboy anyone. Then I met the CMO of @pmpeds and was like "OMG DO YOU KNOW @DrCJohns?! She's DocSoMe FAMOUS!" Still working on playing it cool...

So happy to share my insights on #COVID19 with @lindagaudinoNBC at @NBCNews Remember: the best test is the one taken. Protect yourself and family this holiday season by reducing the risk of COVID-19 transmission. nbcnewyork.com/news/coronavi… #hometesting #urgentcare

Great talking to @lindagaudinoNBC at @NBCNews about the Omicron variant and how we can get past the pandemic. nbcnewyork.com/news/coronavi…

Well timed with @CDCgov US Antibiotic Awareness Week!

Let's go @dashingwhippets! Drop The Hammer!

Me: #Pediatrics uses the Denver ii to assess your child's development! Them: What happened to- Me: WE DON'T TALK ABOUT DENVER 1. #tweetiatrician

I came in mid-meeting and interrupted with "I'm so glad we're talking about Loki Variants. They are indeed a danger to the multiverse" -to the entire IT department I'm assuming the silence was because everyone was laughing uncontrollably but muted. #variants @MarvelStudios

I'm honored to be quoted by the CDC in their latest antibiotics report! bit.ly/JDZCDC1 Page 17 @CDC_AR @CDCgov @ACPinternists @AmerAcadPeds @GoHealthUC #antibioticstewardship @CIDRAP @defeatsuperbugs #AntibioticResistance

Say it with me: Kids. Are. Not. Immune.

Proud to support and work with our newly renamed Physician Associates! @AAPAorg #PA #physicianassociate

I have seen the same. We need to stop acting as if our children are immune to COVID.

I love how @AmerGeriatrics plays smooth jazz before the conference talks. Keepin it classy, geriatricians! #AGS21

I think we just need to go ahead and open a Best Sam Hospital. #MedTwitter

Who made this accurate depiction?! #MedTwitter