Soft life. Hard standards. 🌍

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Joined December 2021
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Understanding that potential isn’t a personality before you attach yourself to it saves you from unnecessary heartbreak.
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n!gga stay in motion, the numbers gon catch up.
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the post nut clarity after cheating on your wife of 15 years and the mother of your 3 kids has to be insane.
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you lost your biggest supporter tryna be a player
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Bitches fuck 100 broke niggas,meet me and now you want a birkin😭
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you was talking big with small actions
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South Africa men are the most irresponsible and lazy men in the continent of Africa
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unaweza kua a whole package but at the wrong address
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I envy people who can watch a two hour movie without interruption. As for me, I’ll pause every time I come across a word I don’t understand so I can look up its meaning.
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I went to the hospital, and in just 15 minutes, from registration to checkout, someone stole my umbrella. I had even marked it so I could recognize it! 😤 I was thinking, “You little shit! 💢” as I walked to the prescription pharmacy next door, and guess what? Just as I suspected, I found my umbrella there! 😂 Now, can I just take my umbrella back or what? 😭☂
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imma take being underestimated over being broke and overconfident any day.
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The cost of a decision isn’t always obvious when you make it. Choosing comfort over growth may feel harmless today, just as postponing an important goal can seem reasonable in the moment. Years later, the consequences may be clearer than the reasons you gave yourself at the time.
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Omoh just look at them saying nonsense with confidence 😂
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God better find this funny unless you’re cooked !
I dey pray to God this morning, na so my preeq Dey stand 😭…. Peeps I think I have a crush on God 😭
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If a woman sleeps with 10 men, she’s called a slut. If a man sleeps with 10 women, what do we call him?
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A 2 minutes nigga should be called a princess
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The whole of 9ja music industry no body fine pass LIL Kesh Baba too get style .
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Hausa?😂😂 You self dey pass boundary 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
No matter how hungry you are, NEVER buy a mola food🤦‍♂️
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good evening my people how was your day hope all went well and if it didn’t go as planned let buckle up for tomorrow and hope for the best
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When the gay people cum 😭
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They be like "i love you" but do absolutely nothing to make you feel like they do.
women be like “i would do anything for you" and then literally do nothing
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