you’ve met with a terrible fate, haven’t you?

Baltimore, MD
Joined January 2013
Please, you have to help my father, he’s, he’s addicted to LinkedIn. He just won’t stop networking. He’s made so many professional connections. Our family is going bankrupt because of all the coffee meetups he’s had. We are in shambles.
Which addiction is yours?
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The #Ravens have also signed veteran F LeBron James.
The #Ravens have signed veteran G Michael Jordan.
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Rush is the best fucking band that has ever existed or will ever exist.
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The last time I saw them was 2007 I’m getting emotional
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Fuckin BCHC
Turnstile at the Washington Monument today, a benefit show raising money for humanitarian aid in Palestine, Sudan, and Lebanon [📹: Ayman Abdeldayem]
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Stephen King wants a Nebraska-Notre Dame matchup so bad
I think the Children of the Corn should fight Leprechaun. Don't know who would win.
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Imagine Dragons Hate Account. retweeted
“Welcome to the 2030 Fortnite OG Liberty Biberty College Football Playoffs brought to you by Polymarket.” “Our new 76-team format is kicking off with a great matchup between 7-5 Army vs 8-4 North Texas!” “Pat McAfee and Jason Kelce have been shirtless all day 😆!” *Someone pour me up a double shot of whiskey* “Our Flock Camera Banana Ball halftime performance will be none other than Shaboozey with a special guest… The Imagine Dragons!!!” #Expandto100 #DannyKanellSupremacy #CollegeFootbAllTeamsMakeIt
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The year is 2040. 64 teams make the CFP. The entire SEC gets an autobid. The committee leaves out 12-1 JMU for 4-8 Purdue. You cant complain cause Flock owns everything. Notre Dame misses the playoffs and opts to not play in the Palantir Bowl sponsored by Kalshi. Life is good.
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This song was engineered in a lab to take over my entire brain
JUSTICE SZA TAME IMPALA KING GIZZARD & THE LIZARD WIZARD FLOWER IN A HURRICANE FROM GTA VI OUT NOW. xitter.cf/mediaacct0313/status/2…
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Imagine Dragons Hate Account. retweeted
got taco bell and finally beat sebulba in star wars galactic racer, my idea of a perfect night has not changed very much since 1999
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Insane that Star Wars had back to back games that got rave reviews bc they were creative and made by developers who gave a shit just follow it up with AI slop featuring Spiderman
Epic Games has internally delayed the release of a shooter game they’ve been developing featuring Star Wars & Marvel characters. • Developers on the game have now been told to only use AI to write the code — “No more hand-written code” • All art for the game would be “generated with full AI workflows” (Source: bloomberg.com/news/articles/…)
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“Set within the world of the Cleveland Browns” oh no, no thank you
Welcome to THE LAND. Premiering February 15 on Hulu and Hulu on Disney+. A new scripted drama series. Set within the world of the Cleveland Browns, Christopher Meloni, Mandy Moore, Chace Crawford and William H. Macy bring you the drama of the NFL like you’ve never seen it before.
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This shit means everything to me man
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Imagine Dragons Hate Account. retweeted
The Eterna City Eagles: Lucario up the middle, Lucario up the middle, STARAPTOR DEEEP BAAALLLLL
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Went to the bar to watch the game and someone came up and gave me a picture of me and my best friends and I wanted to sob right then and there
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No idea if she has a Twitter but her IG is @ stinkercr8tions!
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How do people post things like this without feeling absolutely pathetic
Why are modern developers avoiding to make beautiful female characters?
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Not gonna get too many more of these
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