@_AaronRyan

Lawyer. Ordained minister. Native West Virginian. New Orleanian at heart. If I’m proof of anything, God sure loves troubadours. @WhiskeyRiff

 Nashville, TN
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Joined July 2009
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“If we were a team and love was a game, we’d have been the ‘26 Rays” or whatever Morgan Wallen said. #RaysUp
Dani Wexelman@DaniWexOct 20
Honesty isn't dead folks
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October 17th 2026. The greatest day of college football, ever?
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Ain’t a lot of boys named Gary these days.
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Greensboro Police Department
@GSO_PoliceOct 14
“Raise hell. Praise Dale” is not an appropriate response when we ask you why you were speeding.
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Setting up an extra TV just so I can have this on repeat while I watch football today.
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"What I saw, that moment in time that was frozen, there's no amount of bullets that can take away.” Just a few days after the horrific events of Route 91 Harvest Festival, Eric Church performed the gut-wrenching "Why Not Me" at the Grand Ole Opry.
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I’m sorry, I thought this was America.
BrickCenter
@BrickCenter_Sep 26
Texas got a penalty for "simulating using the restroom" 😭😭
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The future Dolly Parton International Airport is lit up pink tonight on 9/25 for Dolly Day.
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“The body’s a temple, that’s what we’re taught. But I’ve treated this one like an old honky tonk.” Amen, @kennychesney
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We need Koe Wetzel back on Twitter, man.
Koe Wetzel@KoeWetzel5 Sep 2024
I get off stage excited to check my trail cam pics only to find pigs, squirrels and coons having a big ol fuck fest under the feeder.
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Tyler Shough making children cry
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"Tonight, Ty Gibbs is an ass." Brad Keselowski with the perfect tribute to Kyle Busch during driver intros at Bristol.
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We’ve all been there.
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Thought this was a Morgan Wallen walkout video.
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These Luke Bryan songs are getting out of hand.
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Scanning the bar to make sure your side piece isn't there:

NFL Week 1: Patriots at Seahawks

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Tennessee introduced the "Dolly Karaoke Cam" and 102,000 people are singing "I Will Always Love You" in Neyland Stadium. Chills.
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Tonight the dome will be PINK in honor of Dolly Parton 🕊️
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Alan Jackson has changed the name of his song to "It's Four O'Clock Somewhere" out of respect for Jayden Daniels.
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Sandler to Taylor Swift: “May you continue to support one another; may your love and connection grow exponentially over the years” Swift, crying: thank you Sandler to Travis Kelce: “shabbadoo, tally hoo hoo, DE DOO!” Kelce, dying laughing: isn’t he the best
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