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Dr. Alasse

@_Alasse_m

obsessed with one football player

Joined November 2016
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Dr. Alasse retweeted
📓 (@ImChkra) profile picture
📓@ImChkra15h
Enzo will start every important city game, you will have to get used to it. 🩵🩵
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F2P (@Flair2Play) profile pictureF2P@Flair2PlayNov 4
I’m not a “Cherki should start over Enzo” guy. I simply don’t think that Enzo should be starting, at all. I’ll campaign for a NOR - Bouaddi - Anderson midfield with Cherki in the front three before I even think of Enzo anywhere in the starting XI. (1/2)
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Se lleva una camiseta de river?
Gabana🦋 (@Gaabanaa) profile pictureGabana🦋@Gaabanaa14h
Ese pelo al natural es otra cosa, ni siquiera es para pedirle el flequillo sino para que deje de usar tanto gel 🥲
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Enzo siempre tan suave 🥰
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Dr. Alasse retweeted
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ّ@GoatEH915h
Enzo Moment.
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Gabana🦋@Gaabanaa16h
La SONRISITA 😭 no me queda otra que arrancarme el corazón con la mano y darselo
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G.O.A.T (@0GOAT01) profile pictureG.O.A.T
@0GOAT0119h
Enzo Fernandez ball today, Pray for Manchester City 💔💔
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Listo gordo tenes tu gol, cagalo a puteadas a cherki para cambiar de lugar a ver si se puede jugar un poco
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Dr. Alasse retweeted
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Gabana🦋@Gaabanaa20h
Se inicia la manifestación para que Enzo lleve la cinta de Capitán por unos minutos en esta fecha fifa 🙏🏼
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Tanto se ofendían por decirle pito chico a Bellingham kjj
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Perdón pero mi concha hace más bulto hermana qué es eso 😭😭
$₳Đ ฿☹Ɏ ☁, (@angelitopaisa_) profile picture$₳Đ ฿☹Ɏ ☁,@angelitopaisa_Nov 2
las argentinas verán esto y aun asi dirán que menzo fernandez esta mas rico
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Dr. Alasse retweeted
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Emma MCB
@jaybeethefourthNov 2
Let's blame Enzo Fernandez
Ryan (@bernardooooV3) profile pictureRyan
@bernardooooV3Oct 31
Every defensive error from City’s defenders this season, and we’re only in October.
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Dr. Alasse retweeted
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belu@belvcarpNov 2
Enzo nominado🇦🇷!! La gente que SÍ sabe de fútbol siempre tiene en consideración a Enzo, no como los chupapijas que creen que por tener acceso a internet pueden hablar de fútbol y se creen dueños de la verdad. A seguir cerrando ortos Enzo!!🎩🪄💪🏼
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City Xtra (@City_Xtra) profile pictureCity Xtra
@City_XtraNov 2
OFFICIAL: Enzo Fernandez and Erling Haaland have been nominated for the 2026 @FIFPRO Men's #World11.
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Chelshit fans must be among the dumbest motherfuckers in the world 😭😭
JnR (@CFCJnR) profile pictureJnR
@CFCJnRNov 1
Haaland had enough of Enzo Fernandez. Tired of making runs while his £127.5m CM kicks the ball at someone or off the pitch. Man City fans are sick of him too, where are the fake Chelsea fans who defended him?
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The video is not authentic footage of Haaland confronting Enzo Fernandez in a match (no such incident or timestamp is reported in coverage of City’s 0-1 loss to Brighton on 31 Oct); it originates from an AI-focused sports content account. x.com/aparatewas/sta… mancity.com/news/mens/city… manchestereveningnews.co.uk/sport/football…
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AI JSSJSJ ABUELO SI QUIERE CACA PIDA
JnR (@CFCJnR) profile pictureJnR
@CFCJnRNov 1
Haaland had enough of Enzo Fernandez. Tired of making runs while his £127.5m CM kicks the ball at someone or off the pitch. Man City fans are sick of him too, where are the fake Chelsea fans who defended him?
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The video is not authentic footage of Haaland confronting Enzo Fernandez in a match (no such incident or timestamp is reported in coverage of City’s 0-1 loss to Brighton on 31 Oct); it originates from an AI-focused sports content account. x.com/aparatewas/sta… mancity.com/news/mens/city… manchestereveningnews.co.uk/sport/football…
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What is Enzo Fernandez doing here? Isn’t he supposed to be bad??
Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) profile pictureFabrizio Romano
@FabrizioRomanoNov 2
🚨 OFFICIAL: The 26-men shortlist for the FIFPRO Men’s World 11, voted by 19,806 footballers in 73 countries. 🇧🇪 Thibaut Courtois 🇦🇷 Emiliano Martínez 🇪🇸 David Raya 🇪🇸 Pau Cubarsí 🇪🇸 Marc Cucurella 🇳🇱 Virgil van Dijk 🇧🇷 Gabriel Magalhães 🇲🇦 Achraf Hakimi 🇵🇹 Nuno Mendes 🇫🇷 William Saliba 🇫🇷 Dayot Upamecano 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Jude Bellingham 🇵🇹 Bruno Fernandes 🇦🇷 Enzo Fernández 🇪🇸 Pedri 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Declan Rice 🇪🇸 Rodri 🇵🇹 Vitinha 🇳🇴 Erling Haaland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Harry Kane 🇬🇪 Khvicha Kvaratskhelia 🇫🇷 Kylian Mbappé 🇦🇷 Lionel Messi 🇫🇷 Michael Olise 🇵🇹 Cristiano Ronaldo 🇪🇸 Lamine Yamal
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De que me perdi? Rumor de origen africano?
Gabana🦋 (@Gaabanaa) profile pictureGabana🦋@GaabanaaNov 3
Y acá algunos boludos te quieren hacer creer que estos dos se llevan mal o no se soportan 🤌🏼 teapaw.org/todaevibe/status/21175…
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Dr. Alasse retweeted
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mar 🇦🇷@clubjulienzooNov 3
así te reciben en el cielo
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se hace el lindo y esta re bueno 🫦
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Gabana🦋@GaabanaaNov 3
La diferencia de altura y la manito en la cintura 🤏🏼🤏🏼🤏🏼
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sev
@backupsevNov 3
a picture that's going to make everyone mad...
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