i’ll leave when i wanna

Iowa
Joined April 2010
I prepared myself for a rough season, but 0.0% post-game win probabilities are agonizing and unacceptable, especially this deep into the year. For perspective, ISU had just one such 0.0% game in the previous five seasons combined (the loss to ASU in the Big 12 title game).
0, 60, 0, 0 😭
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Injuries, a top-25 SOS, and general growing pains have made the first half of the season more painful than we expected, and I recognize that. But you can't prevent apathy from setting in if the team loses the spark they had to start the season. I hope they didn't.
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If Purdy can lead a game-winning drive…
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Kinda sucks that I just don’t care, ya know?
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Moberly wouldn’t ruin a thing, I promise you that.
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evergreen
Playing Iowa's gotta the be the worst thing ever, they don't do anything for 54 minutes and suddenly you're losing
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‘Tis the season.
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first date, kinda nervous
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Whether you care about the Kansas flights or political tactics that have led to this entire situation, it is objectively funny that the story was "Lahn is flying to Kansas a lot" and his rebuttal is, "Actually, those are my kids flying—wait, why are you exposing my kids??"
You’re tracking the location of my minor children. I’m not on the flights. Example: today, while I was in Winterset, Red Oak, and Sidney the plane went to pick up my kids. @RobSandIA has given permission for his supporters to track my children. As I’ve said it’s despicable.
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Similar vibes:
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Arizona is probably better than they're getting credit for (and they're ranked!) but I'm really interested to see how ISU attacks their defense with the outside run game. If Flora can get outside, he will find explosive plays. Gotta hit multiple to have a shot.
OC Tyler Roehl: The bye week was instrumental. It's exciting to see who will rise to the occasion.
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Could have given me one billion tries to predict these names as an ISU fan back in 2025 and I would have never gotten there.
"He's the right guy for the job. President Cook hit it out of the park." Jimmy Rogers on new AD Jared Benko.
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Alex Gookin retweeted
The same guy who once threw the most hilarious interception I have ever seen in my life against TCU is now analytically the best QB in NFL history, and every rep somehow looks more effortless than the one before. I love him so much.
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Kind of crazy that you can say that Purdy is the greatest NFL QB of all time and it’s technically accurate.
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A decade ago, the idea of a night game on Halloween would have been like an extra holiday to me. Now, I'm just hoping to see the 2nd-half kickoff after trick-or-treating and getting the kids to bed.
Halloween night in Ames 🎃
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Back-to-back night games for the Cyclones after the bye.
6:00pm kickoff (FS1) for Iowa State-Oklahoma State on Halloween. All black vs. all orange?
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Imagine traveling back to November 2025, showing yourself this tweet, and having to explain that these two complete strangers are now in charge of things at Iowa State.
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as if i didn't have enough on my plate
Today is Evaluate Your Life Day.
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