@_AlexanderDane

Food, music, random adventures. Culinary Witch Making Magic With Her Bare Hands. -Does not suffer fools-

Joined November 2009
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The sea brings comfort and the waves they talk. The sun shines on the water as it gently rises. Your soul forgets everything as you wake from the dreams of life’s worries. For the joy lifts your heart and your soul sees the wisdom of life and beauty. Indescribable beauty.
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Aerosmith ticket prices for Hollywood Bowl November 1 #DreamOn
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New ragebait idea: steal your mutuals tweets word for word and tweet it yourself.
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Vince Langman
@LangmanVinceSep 11
Howard Stern breaking the news of an airplane hitting the twin towers on 9/11, back when he was a normal person not a woke liberal snowflake.
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Disney has a crossover with the NFL? Thanks but I'm more of a .... MONSTERS fan. #philadelphiaeagles
🤖 Made with AI
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Dov Kleiman
@NFL_DovKleimanMay 14
This is still the best NFL schedule release video ever.
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This is Hummus and Chips from Salad and Go. The second photo shows what was inside the hummus. If the workers are that careless to allow a foreign object of that size to get into hummus, what the helll else has gotten into their food? Absolutely unacceptable.
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‘@Postsemreh Best $17 chicken parm ever!
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Seems Cinemark is the only option left for advanced ticket purchase that includes a Devil Wears Prada 2 bag charm. Purse Popcorn bags are sold out (in advance sales) cinemark.com/movies/the-devi…
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ScannerAntelopeValley@ImIntoFiresMar 12
Only in LA will you see a rooster and a chicken casually walking down the side walk during a pursuit,I’m dead😭
ScannerAntelopeValley@ImIntoFiresMar 12
Looks like he threw a whippet.
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.@SluggoDoug How about a listing for a townhouse on Fascination Street in Vegas? redfin.com/NV/Las-Vegas/1216…

1216 Fascination St, Las Vegas, NV 89128 - 2 beds/2.5 baths

(GLVAR) 2 beds, 2.5 baths, 1148 sq. ft. townhouse located at 1216 Fascination St, Las Vegas, NV 89128 sold for $315,000 on Feb 11, 2025. MLS# 2613233. December Renovations were completed for this...

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.@PlanetFitness rt 37 Toms River NJ location photos are 90 minutes apart. Part of ceiling came down, strobe alarm blinking nonstop, filthy flood on floor. The young kids behind counter do not care. One is on his phone and the other is eating Tootsie Rolls.
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10cc are touring this summer and i really think it should be a double header with Climax Blues Band. Would be a satisfying night even if it ends too soon ….
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I ordered an @adjlighting Eliminator Stryker Spot from Amazon and received a cheap knock off. ADJ, can you please reach out?
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Jason Isaacs@jasonsfolly9 Dec 2025
Huge honour to be nominated with so many of my teammates. We’re just lucky to have had the job, but the real prizewinners are audiences who get to watch superb, authored, human tv like #WhiteLotus, #Adolescence, #Pluribus etc. Fuck the robots While we can youtu.be/shfy25MfEtY
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Feast your eyes upon my perfect breasts! Happy Thanksgiving! May your hearts be filled with joy and your plate runneth over.
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Ticket: $375 Parking: $40 Yelling “Go Birds” as Eagles take the stage at Sphere in Las Vegas…. Priceless.
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You can cover it all you want. We know that silhouette!! #fastandfurious @thecalibae Are you here today?
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Nice of Sphere to send notice the day before event that my paid parking has been canceled.
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Replying to @SphereVegas
@SphereVegas @LasVegasLocally Sphere!! What happened to my parking for this Saturday? Marked INVALID with no explanation and no refund. Please help!!!!!
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Your rep at Guest Relations was super helpful and very, very friendly. She said F1 took all the parking.
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Woah. 🤯 Is it April 1st??! *GOOGLING INTENSIFIES*
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