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What they destroy, I will restore. Where they bring fear, I will bring hope. Where they scar, I will soothe. I am Cable, the savior; soldier from the future.

Joined April 2010
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Calm down, Wade, I'm not seeing anyone else. Despite being a Summers, my father and I are quite different.
LE GASP. Like who? Are ya callin' me a cheater? I'VE BEEN A LOYAL MAN EVEN WHEN YOU DIVORCED FOR THE [Insert # here] TIME. Summers men have ALWAYS been known t'cheat. ARE YOU PROJECTING? WHO'S THIS OTHER (WO)MAN YOU'VE BEEN SEEING.
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I never forgot my password.
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Don't you have others to cling to now?
🎵🎶BABY CAME BACK. YEAH, YA CAN'T BLAME IT ALL ON ME. 'COZ YOU FORGOT YOUR PASSWORD, AN' YOU CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT ME🎶🎵
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Too late, I've moved on.
NOOOOOOOOOO. Nate was makin' a dirty joke an' it went completely over my head. I'M ASKING FOR A DO OVER. DELETE THE TWEETS.
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Wade says I have empty nest syndrome and that we should try for another. Part of me wants to sit him down and explain to him how stupid he sounds. The other part of me... well, I might just take him up on the offer.
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Sometimes I have to remind myself that Hope's not a child anymore and that she can look after herself. She's stubborn, a real Summers. I'm proud of her. She could use a bigger gun, though.
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Mad is an understatement.
Nate's still mad at me 'cos I told him I jus' remembered how crazy hot an' crazy his mama is.
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Ex?
I'M BACK BABY! "𝓞𝓱, 𝓓𝓮𝓪𝓭𝓹𝓸𝓸𝓵 𝔀𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓮 𝓭𝓲𝓭 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓰𝓸?!" Thanks for askin', Reader. I went on a nice vacay with the Ex an' I to a faaaaaaar away tropical beach to give the ol' noggin a break from The Horrors™. Lots of lotion an' WD-40 if ya catch my drift.
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Givin' you the same treatment of how you treat our relationship.
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Accurate, but no effort.
Don't bring our private life on the TL. ... Fine. 🎵🎶Oh Nathan, you're so fine, you blow my mind. Bad Nathan! Bad Nathan!🎶🎵
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You sing all the time. About things that aren't Spiders. You made up a song about dinner three minutes ago.
... Oh. So NOW YOU'RE BEING NEEDY. Whodda thunk Summers' want attention... Those songs were for SPIDERS in the og Spider-Man theme song. I can't make a song outta "guitar riff... Synth... Synth... Guitar riff..." youtu.be/tQjdm8BdJO4?si=Uune…
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I've never gotten a song.
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This is our conversation every time I come back here.
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Who are you talking to?
TWICE! YOU'VE BLESSED ME TWICE IN A ROW. THIS IS MY MAN, PEEPS, I AIN'T I NO GEORGE GLASS RELATIONSHIP.
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Despite what others may think, Wade needs a confidence boost every once in a while.
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Nathan Summers retweeted
Seductive Sunday. (I felt left out)
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I'm not stepping foot in that place, but I could be easily persuaded to lower the health grade rating of my bedroom.
................ I am too stunned to speak! But imma speak anyways, you remembered that! We could, but I'd prefer we bring HQ's health grade down to an astonishing D (for Deadpool)!
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Time to rethink the open relationship.
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Time for another trip to Intercourse, Pennsylvania?
So ya purposefully neglected me? This is why I have attachment issues. Well, you an' my abusive parents and blah, blah, y'know the bit.
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