“Salty Underachieving Lefty”

Manchester
Joined February 2009
Casemiro after Christmas.
Erik ten Hag says he doesn't expect Casemiro and Lisandro Martinez back before Christmas.
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Internet fan who nobody knows and probably doesn't go to games is getting a bit melodramatic.
Rest in peace Manchester United.
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They won't come because of you sack of shits
🚨 JUST IN: United's decision-makers are not fully sold on available coaches like Antonio Conte, Eddie Howe and Julian Nagelsmann. A well-placed source said, “The best ones won’t come.” [@samuelluckhurst]
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What happens when we lose v Chelsea? Another two days of nothing?
🚨 JUST IN: Michael Carrick will be given chance to turn results around. Carrick is taking training at Carrington, staff + players preparing for Saturday trip to Chelsea. [@lauriewhitwell]
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Eddie Howe is the manager the players deserve. Bottom half level players getting a manager befitting of their talents.
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Employing a guy who's looks and sounds like he works at Timpsons.
Per multiple reports, Eddie Howe is Wilcox's prime candidate.
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Something United players could learn from.
Work hard in silence. Let success be your noise. 🏆
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First training session Dalot stumbles into him and knocks him off his skateboard.
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Just get Conte in or the German Millhouse and just crack on getting relegated.
🚨 JUST IN: Manchester United would have to fork out up to £6M in compensation to land Eddie Howe if they attempted to replace Michael Carrick with the former Newcastle manager. [@TelegraphDucker]
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Why does he go to watch all the youth games then continues not to play Lacey, Amass or any of the lads that train with the first team? Then continues to carry on with likes of Dalot and Mount.
🚨 JUST IN: Michael Carrick arrived at Carrington five minutes ago to watch the U21s' in their behind closed doors game. [@StevenRailston]
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Were these quotes for when he was playing under, Ole, Amorim or Carrick?
🚨🗣️ Harry Maguire: “We need to ASK ourselves, look at ourselves in the mirror, reflect on what more we can do and what more we can bring to the team. “This season we haven't performed WELL enough as individuals. We didn't deserve anything from the game”. #MUFC
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Lads that have been buying season tickets since 2005 singing about the owners still. Amazing you can still have energy for that.
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Last season should have been a last for so many of these.
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10 minutes for Lacey, cheers Michael.
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Maguire pointed for the goalie to come Get the ball because he was too slow himself 😆 Comedy all round.
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We need a midfield rebuild..
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Worse than Amorim this.
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Tielemans in this position only works if we have sustained possession
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Fair play to Carrick, Cunha and Fernandes chinned.
Today's United starting XI! 💪🇾🇪
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Would be nice to see Amad or Lacey play where Fernandes does. It'll be Tielemans but still, no Fernandes.
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About fucking time
EXC: Bruno Fernandes dropped to the bench by Michael Carrick for Bournemouth visit. #MUFC head coach aiming to turn around team’s results in a pivotal moment for him. Fernandes, out of form, criticised tactics in Como. Details ⬇️ nytimes.com/athletic/7722277…
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