Doncaster GB
Joined July 2009
Burnham GOES OFF THE RAILS In HUGE TANTRUM When Confronted On Welfare!
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Britain's national debt has just hit £3 TRILLION. My generation is leaving our children and grandchildren an inheritance of debt and decline - we have spent their money before they have even earned it. The time for yet more cowardice is over. Brutal honesty is now required. Difficult decisions lie ahead. There will be no painless solutions. Anyone promising otherwise is not being straight with the British public. We are on the road to total economic collapse - it will be utterly catastrophic. Deep spending cuts, fundamental reform of the state and a return to financial discipline are all absolutely necessary. Every department must justify its spending. Every politician must confront the reality that we simply cannot afford everything. Every penny must go further. The longer we delay, the more painful these decisions become. Our children and our grandchildren are going to spend decades paying for our failures. What a shameful legacy that is.
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Next year, I will give one of my SpaceX shares to every kid in America. This will be the first of many.
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Do a kickflip!
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Turns out the future does have flying cars
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Customer: Is the raw milk safe? The supermarket one's been pasteurised. Farmer: Why do you think they pasteurise it? Customer: To kill what's in it. Farmer: So what's in it? Customer: ...I'd assumed nothing. Farmer: Their pint is a tanker's worth from dozens of farms, mixed. Nobody checks it for salmonella on the way in. They don't have to. The heat's the plan. Customer: And yours? Farmer: I've no heat. So mine's tested for salmonella, E. coli, listeria, the lot, and an inspector's in that parlour twice a year. Customer: So yours has to be clean and theirs has to be cooked. Farmer: Theirs gets a second chance. Mine isn't allowed to need one. Customer: Which cow is it from? Farmer: [looks across the yard] Third from the left. Mabel. She's seen you. Customer: The carton at home just says "British". Farmer: There are 7,000 dairy farms left in Britain. "British" narrows it down to all of them. Customer: How long does it keep? Farmer: A week, then it sours. You can make cheese with sour. Customer: And the supermarket one? Farmer: That doesn't sour. It was dead when it left. It just rots. [He bought two litres. Mabel watched him to the car.]
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🚨 BREAKING: By stroke of pen, President Trump just signed an executive order on stage brought to him by Natalie Harp to greenlight virtually TAX FREE DIESEL FUEL for truckers, farmers and other Americans The Nebraska crowd just ERUPTED! 🔥 Typical trucker saves $100 per fill-up, farmers will save MILLIONS "I'm gonna do what Biden couldn't do. Sign the signature!" THE MAGIC OF TRUMP RALLIES 🇺🇸
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A bomb squad was checking a suspicious backpack, and this random dude got fed up with waiting 😳
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🚨BREAKING: It has been revealed that civil servants and Home Office staff employed to protect Britain's borders have also been volunteering for migrant charities which helped migrants enter the UK illegally This is CRIMINAL behaviour from staff who are supposed to be protecting our borders How are they allowed to do this!??
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One of these men popped an empty migrant boat in the channel and one of them violently beat a female police officer and broke her nose Guess which one got bail.
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In just two years Labour have hit us with over £64 billion in extra taxes & over £244 billion in extra borrowing - and they’ve squandered the lot with nothing to show for it. Fancy thinking that the answer is more taxes and more borrowing. The mind boggles.
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This is INSANE! GB News attempted to interview the charity workers assisting in the invasion of Britain and they came under attack from illegal migrants. THESE ARE THE VILE PEOPLE LABOUR ARE PUTTING IN OUR COMMUNITIES! People need to WAKE UP!
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Clarkson’s Farm won an NTA this evening. But in my mind, people were voting for farmers in general. Not just us.
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🚨 ELON MUSK ON WHO SHOULD CONTROL HIS COMPANIES: “Succession is one of the toughest age-old problems. It’s plagued countries, kings, prime ministers and presidents, and CEOs, since the dawn of history. There is no obvious solution. There are particular individuals I’ve identified. I’ve told the board, if something happens to me unexpectedly, this is my recommendation for taking over. In all cases the board is aware of who my recommendation is. The control question is a much tougher one, and something I’m wrestling with. I’m frankly open to ideas. The companies I have created collectively possess immense capability, so the stewardship of them is incredibly important. I want to make sure that the stewardship ultimately accrues to the benefit of humanity. That’s the idea. The furtherance of civilization.”
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Starship is so sci-fi
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🚨NEWS: Elon Musk has asked how much it would cost to buy the United Kingdom so he can bring back freedom of speech here Do it Elon 🇬🇧
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