Every week, I love football less and less. Just an unwatchable product.

Why I don’t trust my coworkers

This is gonna be fun. The last time I was intimate with a woman: -Obama was still President -gas was near $2 a gallon -Peyton Manning had just played his last game in the NFL -Spotlight won Best Picture -nobody had ever even heard of COVID -The Golden Knights did not exist

Lions TE Sam LaPorta on extension talks: “I break my fucking back for this team. And then I’m going out there this year, and I’m ballin’, and maybe they’re just not showing the love… in three months if I don’t get to wear the Honolulu Blue and play for the Lions anymore, it’s going to be all good. I’ll go get paid somewhere else.” (via @PardonMyTake)

Titans cut DT Jordan Elliott on Tuesday following a practice altercation with OL JC Latham that escalated to Elliott retrieving his gun from the players' parking area presumably to confront Latham. Veteran DL John Franklin-Myers was able to talk Elliott down and deescalate the situation, per @AaronWilson_NFL and @eastonfreeze.