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Peoria, IL
Joined November 2009
Douglas Francis retweeted
Software developers always say 'it works on my machine'. It's a regular expression.
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We need an IT Infrastructure Bankruptcy process for when orgs get so far out of date that it's just hopeless.
When you see a 2008 exchange server still up and running
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I'm a principal software engineer who's trusted to go around and find, fix, and improve the things that need it without little supervision. And yet, I just spent 20 minutes debugging missing file output because I had the folder sorted by type and not name. Dammit.
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I'm a Twitter bored member
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Douglas Francis retweeted
(a LONG thread) 🧵 Inspired by @infosec_au & @hacker_ here's one of my fun hacker stories: = The complete compromise of a password manager company = Here's how I did it (so you can learn): I was given the project to pentest a password manager company: *.redacted.com (1/16)
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Douglas Francis retweeted
Through new and expanded partnerships, @Microsoft is delivering on-orbit compute, tools, and capabilities for the developer community to advance space edge computing. #AzureSpace Learn how → azure.microsoft.com/blog/emp…
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If you're looking for another way to stay in shape, there is a virtual run this year by @KrtneyRose4cure raise money for children's brain tumor research. It also helps my day job get funded, so any help there is appreciated 🙂 thekortneyrosefoundation.org…
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"Are you sure you want to merge that on a Friday?" "Well, this is awkward...I regret to inform you..."
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Douglas Francis retweeted
Instead of deploying Chaos Monkey, have you considered just hiring worse engineers?
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Douglas Francis retweeted
I just saw this meme and I felt attacked
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Douglas Francis retweeted
he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name:
“Now, ophcrack! now, BurpSuite! now, creddump and Hashcat!
 On, wordlists! on BruteSpray! on, Johnny and ncrack!
 To the top of the list! to the database wall!
 Now hash away! Hash away! Hash away all!”
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JIRA sucks from a UI/UX perspective and anyone who likes it is just because of Stockholm syndrome. Send tweet.
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Douglas Francis retweeted
when you need to confirm you're not a robot
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Following a coding tutorial xitter.cf/HumansNoContext/status…
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Douglas Francis retweeted
I saw a great movie about databases yesterday. I can't wait for the SQL – at Wakefield, England
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Ugh, I wish people were less scared of DNS. I keep meaning to make a zine or something and call it "DNS: Not Fucking Magic" because DNS is beautiful and I think it doesn't deserve it's reputation.
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Douglas Francis retweeted
😂
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Douglas Francis retweeted
Kind of sad to go from the 12th fastest supercomputer in the world to the recycling shredder. Data point: used about $400/hour in electricity. insidehpc.com/2020/02/how-th…
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