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It is astonishing to see Hurricane Ida's eye just west of New Orleans still categorized at a four, but @CJohnFranklin just gave a clear reason why. Landfall in Louisiana is not like landfall in other places. It's gone over lots of open marsh that is fueling the storm, he said.
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10 p.m.: #HurricaneIda still a Category 2.
1 a.m.: Category 3, making it a major hurricane.
2 a.m.: Category 4. "Additional strengthening is likely." nola.com/news/hurricane/arti…
Deeply concerned that partners outside my practice group have started sending me calendar invites. My case list is long enough I cannot handle any more. Get your own associate.
Finished out my half sleeve today and 🥴🥴🥴 I’m trapped in my car eating all my purse candy until my blood sugar comes back up so I can drive home.
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The inability of KC plaintiff’s attorneys to think up pleadings that go beyond just reciting the elements of negligence and negligence per se make writing reports to my clients so easy. Copy, paste, change names, done.
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thinking about a modern day great gatsby where instead of throwing parties he just posts indie songs on his insta story everyday hoping daisy sees and dm’s him
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Okay listen we’ve gotten more spiked seltzer’s than we could ever possibly need, I am TIRED of carbonation. Give me spiked lemonade or just a flavored vodka and water in a can, I’m begging you.
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My favorite Bible story is the one where Republican Jesus has one loaf and two fish and he eats them himself because feeding the masses would destroy their incentive to better themselves.
Every single woman carries this kind of mental load. The considerations vary but this is far from exclusive to motherhood and anyone who has done even ten minutes of a gender and sexuality class would know this.
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As my (least) favorite partner at the office asks whenever one of his associates gets a little too mouthy - “are we letting the loonies run the loony bin now?”
The terrible, terrible sound of a three year old pleading on a plane, about to take off, for their parents to unmask them. ‘I don’t want it! Daddy!’
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Gen Z is so lucky they have all these seltzer’s to ease them into alcohol. Back in my day we had to start with UV blue, Burnett’s, and 5 O’ 🤮
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So the Department of Education really went without student loan payments for more than 1.5 years and then just gonna turn around and act like they actually need them?




















