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@_Ethan00
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Joined June 2015
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START KILLING AND ЕATING PЕOPLЕ NOW!!!!! GO TO THE GAS STATION AND FILL TRASHBAGS WITH GASOLINE. BRING GUNS!!!!!! START SIPHONING GAS OUT OF YOUR NEIGHBORS CARS NOW!!!!! STEAL THEIR CATALYTIC CONVERTERS TOO AFTER EATING THEM!!!!!!!! STEAL MONEY OUT OF YOUR MOTHERS PURSE!!!
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huge week for dudes monitoring situations
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Some personal news: Yesterday was my last day at Microsoft. Today, I started a brand new job at the FAA and things are going pretty well!
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Poor Sam Hartman is going to have to relive this Mayo Bowl experience when he goes on The Bachelor in three years.
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Heureusement c’est Outlook qui est en panne et pas Twitter sinon comment ma journée de travail va passer wsh
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It’s honestly big John and whit’s fault no one had bag to fix salim
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Finding out outlook was down from social media is how I know I be at work bullshittin
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"who got you smiling like that?" the voices in my head cracked a joke, leave me alone.
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Don’t get me wrong I think it’s terrible what Jensen did but firing a father of two right before Christmas is sad. Hopefully he has enough saved up to buy his kids presents.
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m (@noeirame) profile picturem@noeirameNov 10
if you overly excited for gta6 you not my type of nigga at allll
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When it’s already 1 am and your boy is talking about hitting another bar
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I hope to God that China doesn't find out I have the cure for cancer and I am staying at the Ramada Inn room 113.
Kalshi (@Kalshi) profile pictureKalshi
@KalshiNov 9
BREAKING: Nvidia stock plunges nearly -5% as images of Jensen Huang and his Chinese spy lover surface 35% chance Jensen leaves as CEO before 2028
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Me explaining to my wife that I only had one beer at lunch with the guys. (lunch lasted 4.5hrs)
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Christopher Powers (@CPowers14) profile pictureChristopher Powers
@CPowers14Nov 9
Absolutely fried to the fucking GILLS lmao
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My wife just asked how my day was. Nice try, Beijing.
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Honestly if they sent a honeypot after me she’d probably fall in love with me and betray China
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“Hint of Lime” is an astonishingly dishonest name for a tortilla chip that tastes like it was manufactured during an industrial accident at a lime processing facility
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lucia gonna be mad asl after i spent my half of the rent all on chrome
Complex Pop Culture (@ComplexPop) profile pictureComplex Pop Culture
@ComplexPopNov 5
New ‘GRAND THEFT AUTO VI’ screenshots reveal a parody brand of Chrome Hearts.
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They're saying the Republicans are tanking for Jeremiah Smith
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Somali daycare center owners right now
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I don’t care who you are, this right here is funny.
No Context Brits (@NoContextBrits) profile pictureNo Context Brits
@NoContextBritsOct 30
How long was this interview?
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