Godzilla retweeted
the AMC employee when you and your buddy ask for the Dune 3 popcorn bucket with 20 pumps of butter and no popcorn
Godzilla retweeted
Man, oh man. Obama just roasted Trump and some of his cabinet members for minutes in Atlanta. Stop what you're doing and watch this. There is no way Trump is sleeping tonight.
Godzilla retweeted
The fastest tell that someone has zero self awareness: they're never the problem in any story they tell.
Godzilla retweeted
insecure ppl have a way of making sure u know they're not impressed by things they secretly wish they had
Godzilla retweeted
nothing exposes insecurity faster than someone needing to make a harmless moment competitive
Godzilla retweeted
hearing peopleβs perception of you is hilarious because how did you even come up with that























