Oliver Queen

"Story of my life."

“Obviously.”

“Ignore Emiko’s social media propaganda, my chilli is the perfect cure for all that ails you.”

“Goodbye Princess.”

“Roy Harper isn’t a liar?! Pull the other one!”

“I’ll tell you what’s hard to swallow, Sister, is the fact you don’t know two craps about how I treated Roy! You get his side of the story and think that’s the whole deal?! Well it isn’t! So don’t you dare start lecturing me about our relationship!”

“Oh, we are not doing this.”

“Hierarchy isn’t really my bag, Princess.”

“And a fabulous one at that, thank you very much.”

The food of Kings.

“Quality over quantity, you handsome devil.”

“Only the handsome ones. Which, ok, is all of them. Deal.”

“Oh I like you. Witty, charming, handsome and impeccable facial hair.”

“It’s Robin Hood. I thought you were supposed to be smart.”

“Would anyone miss the Riddler if I shot him in the eye? Or both eyes? Serious question.”

“I usually meet elaborate with a boxing glove arrow to the face. Cuts through all the crap and makes pompous jackasses like you look like the dumb clowns you really are.”

“Wish the bad guys would stop using some much damn tech these days. EMP arrows are a pain in the ass to make.”

“I’m hungover and it’s all Hal Jordan’s fault. Go away.”

“I swear, I sleep-fart loud enough to wake myself up that one time and Dinah just has to tell everyone! Jesus! You’d think that would be something between us but noooo... wait. That wasn’t it, was it? Ah crap.”

“When you come home to find @ofwillpower @SwiftSongstress and @DevoutVendetta laughing on your couch, then go silent, then look at you, then each other, then start laughing... ...you know it’s time to call Hal and Barry to go drinking.”