L'Chaim🥂

Joined September 2021
We have amazing studio-apartment Bnbs in Kasarani Seasons Going at only 2000 For bookings,contact me at - 0757109096 Tell a friend to tell a friend
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It's always kila mtu afanye vile anataka until mtu afanye vile anataka and you don't like it lmao. There's nothing wrong with this imo. Let people be
Ati masterclass🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Tukue serious kidogo aki
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Sio lazima mtoe camera kutuonyesha your ugly faces doing cringe things mkienda out over the weekend. No one cares about everything that you're doing over the weekend. Keep all that bullshit to yourself.
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Mwanaume akijua anaeza toka shughli zake halafu anapata ugali omena fry na mrenda kwa hot pot Akule bila pressure halafu aingie kwa usingizi in clean bedsheets bila kelele Ile siku utaguzwa ndio utajua how dangerous he treasures his woman Huyo mwanaume anaezapiga village mzima
Men are very easy to afford juu almost wote wamezoea bare minimum 😭
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Unafika higher learning institutions unagundua kuna alot of genius kids from rich backgrounds wakati unategemea Wings 2 Fly
Kuwa number 1 throughout primary, being one of the top students kwa district-level mock Then being amongst the top students from form 1 to form 4 is one delusional thing I don't wish for my enemies Nilikuwa nafikiria nta bulldoze maisha especially in opportunities but onge.
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I don't know which friendship gave you ptsd but you don't have to wash your plates after eating in my house…I appreciate the effort tho
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Angekuja bnb ningemtetea na singemwingilia ivo sana ,sasa fala alinichocha na hakuwai come Anyway, daktari unakuja soonest or?
Yaani mlimaliza career ya kadiologist ivo tu. 5 days and no activity on that side. Ruthless
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Kama unateswa na mapenzi as a kikuyu woman, you totally deserve it hundred percent, they are the most evil women created by God closely followed by satan lakini kikuyu women ndio wako in the first position. Since dinosaurs became extinct, kikuyu women have always been evil.
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As for me, I'll make it in life.
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I have a natural inclination to want to provide for a woman I like. It happens almost instantly once feelings start to develop. That feeling goes away the moment I see or feel she thinks she’s entitled to this. The “as he should” or “that’s what a man is supposed to do” mentality turns me off so bad
Men genuinely enjoy providing. It’s the entitlement that ruins everything.
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Lemme tell you, once you earn 300k Toa 15k househelp. Toa 40k or above (rent) believe me hutaishi place cheaper. Toa 35-50k depends (monthly shopping) ongeza WiFi / Fuel or fare vitu kama Netflix kosokoso. We are assuming you have a child (diapers / or school fees). Don’t forget small small black tax. Sherehe ongeza. Unabaki na kitu 50k
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I'll train my kids to think very highly of themselves and reach for the stars so if they fall they land on a cloud
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Kapitani has mastered low IQ rap lyrics with a good flow. That nigga says anything.
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Men are very easy to afford juu almost wote wamezoea bare minimum 😭
please date a man you can afford.
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I need to work on my sleep schedule,nilalange by 10.30
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You might assume smn is doing well by how composed they are. Behind closed doors mtu anachizi. Check on everyone, even lions cry. Whoever you're assuming is doing well maybe not.
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Whenever i see someone trying to break out of the cycle of poverty, I always support them!. Poverty doesn’t just limit you financially!..it erodes confidence, dignity and self-worth until even your potential feels out of reach!.Anything you’re doing to escape it,do it seriously.
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You guys are not asking the right questions on dates. Wachana na mambo ya favourite colour,anga body count,wachana na iyo,ask her what born she is. Akisema yeye ni first born,muulize kama ametumia expressway hii mwezi,akisema apana,unajua huyo ni mlalahoi. There is nothing more dangerous in this world than a first born girl from humble background with lazy parents. Pale unajua huwa ukioa yeye,sasa end month nyinyi wote mkilipwo,yake nusu inaenda nyumbani. Niyeye tegemeo! Baba yake akimeza 20bob niyeye huwa anapigiwa simu,alipe pesa ya surgery. Sasa inakua wewe unatafutia nyumba yenu,na yeye anatafutia kwao. Hustling backwards. Kwanza sasa ikue nyinyi wote mko 9-5,na pale nayo unajua mshahara inakuanga constant. Sasa tena ujinga ikuingie ati unataka kuchukua majukumu yake umsaidie,ati unanunulia mama yake ng’ombe akamuange. Hapa umeharibu saidi. Hapa wanajuanga msichana yao amepata ng’ombe iko na pesa. My friend! You will see what kalonzo saw in south Africa when they visited a sangoma. Alisema aliona nyoka iko na miguu ya kuku. Kwani unachesa wewe!
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That 300K banger imenipea a good number of clients hii weekend Nyinyi ni wangwana fr! Don't forget to refer your friends to my amazing Bnbs in seasons kasarani Reach out at - 0757109096
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There's no decent way to eat a hotdog,up there with shawarma and burgers
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