Xcel “we’ll give you rebates if you switch to an all electric system”
Xcel 2 days later “we’re raising prices on residential electricity :)”
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my kid was blowing raspberries last night at dinner and i turned to my German friend and asked “what’s the word for that in German?” and he replied “we have no word for that. it is too silly.”
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The fake urgency created in corporate life for absolutely no reason is one of the worst things humans have invented.
EU waiting until Monday to decide what to do:
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Fuck sake.
Iran vs Israel/America clashes with Leeds vs Man City later.
Nightmare scheduling
Someone just asked me if my parents were ok in Mexico and that’s like asking if a fire happened in California and they lived in New York 🤔 TULUM IS FINE lol
Salaried people will take vacation time and then ask the commission only guys why they haven’t used their PTO🤩
Replying to @dzkcks
Was there, was still good 🫠 they were wacky when I played on them too
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33 year old drum and bass DJ.
How it feels to be a 26 year old barista teapaw.org/deodorantbruh/status/1…















