jakey

the way i’ve done this but i was the barber

who’s gonna go see club kid with me

so it’s started to consume my every thought my biggest takeaway is that the actor that plays carlos should play my husband

should i doordash whataburger from texas to nyc to celebrate

in honor of so many states flipping last night i say it is now flip fuck fall where all the verses at

i’m looking to recruit an elite team of faggots, dolls, and they’s to help me survive the winter

growing up in oklahoma and texas i have never known peace but texas yall impressing me now oklahoma… burn in hell you fucking dumb whores

if james talerico wins the senate AND greg abbott loses his position as governor im gonna lib out this is wild

just saw la bola negra i highly recommend it is amazing

when i grow my hair back out to this length it’s over for everyone

this season of dragula is coming out the gate swinging like they came to make some good tv

this a big win for me and new york city

sometimes you gotta pull your bush into a messy bun and handle it

if anyone is looking to live with two twinks in bushwick come may we have operators standing by to take your call

lost my nipple piercing to halloween

already got my costume picked out for next year