Jay☀️ 👨🏻‍💻 #birdland 🛸We’re Not Alone 👽 🇺🇸 U.S. Navy Vet ⚓️ ➖ ♈️ 🚹

So. Maryland
Joined December 2013
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Probably because it’s a landline….
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Bruh 😂😂
Replying to @SenAlexPadilla
Investigate your wiener
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JDavidT retweeted
JUST IN: Maryland officials unanimously approve a $1.4 billion Sphere entertainment venue near Washington, D.C., with plans to open by 2030.
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Rays defense….just overwhelmed
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Seats in the left field upper deck at Camden Yards have been removed to make way for the new bar. – at Baltimore, MD
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The Yandy Diaz strikeout to end Game 2 would not have been close to a swing under the review system they've been testing in the minor leagues (via @tangotiger)
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Ugh. No reason the ladies shouldn’t be lining up at my door 🫪
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Coffee…Tea…Pepsi
can you name a drink that tastes awful but somehow people still act like it’s amazing?
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Piss missile
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Damn. He had that shit gloved up
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BREAKING NEWS: Sting has been kidnapped. The Police have no lead.
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A move to a new single national governing body is the biggest decision our sports have faced in 20 years, and it needs to be shaped by the people who play, coach, umpire and volunteer. More than 300 members of the two communities have already told us what they think through a survey, and the answers have shaped this update. We are sharing this update to answer some of the questions raised so far. We will keep you informed as the work continues, including through a presentation at the BBF Congress in November and a BSF Online Forum at the end of November. britishbaseball.org.uk/oneor…
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attention span so cooked i don’t even wanna read chatgpt’s response anymore
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Best breakdown I’ve seen so far.
Replying to @dontforgetchaos
Websites are files on a computer. When you view a website, you are asking the computer to send you the files, then your browser shows them to you. 70% of the websites you see use PHP to make them interactive. So you can send things to the website too and it can respond. E.g. filling in a comment box and hitting 'post' adds the comment as a row to a spreadsheet. PHP has a flaw in its code that allows anyone to gain control of the computer that has the website on it. The organisation that provides PHP announced the vulnerability before a patch was available, meaning we're in a window where everyone knows about it (including baddies) but the good guys don't have an official solution. Some are just turning off their websites and waiting for the solution. Others are trying to fix it themselves. General chaos and lots of stressed techies across literally the entire planet because this affects the entire internet.
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So you’re saying there’s a chance
JUST IN: Chick-fil-A CEO declares opening on Sundays is “never something that we’re entertaining.”
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Jared Banner has been named our next General Manager. Welcome to Birdland, Jared!
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World Series back on???
News: The Baltimore Orioles are hiring Jared Banner as general manager, sources tell ESPN. Banner, who was an assistant GM with the Cubs, joins Mike Elias in Baltimore’s leadership after nearly two decades working a range of executive jobs with the Cubs, Mets and Red Sox.
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Este hijo de perra hizo la mejor celebración del 2026 😂😂😂🫪🫪🫪
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