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@_JohnAlan

Merch Dude. Video Guy. ⬇️

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Joined February 2012
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Bands / Artists, I'm running a rollout bundle deal right now that has everything you need for your next release! DM me to get your video started today!
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julia (@juumelo_) profile picture
julia
@juumelo_19h
sometimes therapy is just having beers with your most retarded friends
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Unless you’re a man violently singing to wild monkeys, get off my timeline
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WHAT????!
Warner Bros. (@warnerbros) profile pictureWarner Bros.
@warnerbrosSep 23
10.6.28. Only In Theaters.
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Motorsport (@Motorsport) profile picture
Motorsport
@MotorsportSep 20
POV: you're next to Ryan Blaney getting punched by Carson Hocevar
A close up photo of Carson Hocevar punching Ryan Blaney. Photo by Chris Graythen/Getty Images)

ALT A close up photo of Carson Hocevar punching Ryan Blaney. Photo by Chris Graythen/Getty Images)

A close up photo of Carson Hocevar punching Ryan Blaney. Photo by Chris Graythen/Getty Images)

ALT A close up photo of Carson Hocevar punching Ryan Blaney. Photo by Chris Graythen/Getty Images)

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Carson was dropping low, Blaney blocked. Nothing to see here
NASCAR (@NASCAR) profile pictureNASCAR
@NASCARSep 20
"I wasn't trying to wreck him."
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SHORT. TRACK. RACING!
Bob Pockrass (@bobpockrass) profile pictureBob Pockrass
@bobpockrassSep 20
Some of my raw footage
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THATS MY DRIVER BABY
dale tanhardt (@daletanhardt) profile picturedale tanhardt@daletanhardtSep 20
Carson Hocevar held his own on this one. Absolute cinema.
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Josh Allen is that boy
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A public table slapper pisses me off so bad Nothing in this world would make me scream at the top of my lungs and slap my hands into a table in a public setting Mf acting like he JUST found out about 9/11
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Oh let’s fucking go
DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm) profile pictureDiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilmSep 8
First trailer for M. Night Shyamalan's ‘REMAIN’, starring Jake Gyllenhaal and Phoebe Dynevor. The thriller follows a man who moves to a coastal town & is pulled into a deadly mystery by a supernatural woman. In theaters on February 14, 2027.
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PALISADES@WeArePalisadesSep 4
“nEverclear” is officially out EVERYWHERE now! Link in Bio It’s an incredible feeling to have this finally out for all of you to hear. We want to know what you think! Thank you for listening. 🧡
Image from PALISADES (@WeArePalisades)
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You guys ever just sit to yourselves and think “hell yeah, @WeArePalisades is a band again!”
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What if it was just another AI post 😂
PALISADES (@WeArePalisades) profile picturePALISADES@WeArePalisadesSep 2
Friday September 4th 2026. “nEverclear” Link in bio
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Met*lcore Cl*wnboy@metalblakedownsSep 1
PALISADES ARE BACK I REPEAT PALISADES ARE FUCKING BACK
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Philly really is the city of brotherly love. Just watched a dude at the bar rack up a pool table and then walk around asking people if they wanted to play Homie now has a doubles game with strangers and they’re having a blast
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The punishment for throwing a dildo on the court at a WNBA game is them not letting you go to an NBA game ever again, and that’s the only reason I think they’re not absolutely raining down on the court every night
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Season 3 of Tires was great They really took a huge step from the first 2 seasons. It’s genuinely heart warming, hilarious, and I really hope they do more
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The Magic have an open roster spot and we’ve watched every free agent role player go to teams on minimum one year deals while making zero moves This shit sucks
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This man alone won me my first fantasy league trophy. Thank you for your service 🫡
Shams Charania (@ShamsCharania) profile pictureShams Charania
@ShamsCharaniaAug 12
After 18 NBA seasons, Russell Westbrook has retired. A legendary career: NBA’s top 75, 2017 league MVP, nine-time All-Star, nine-time All-NBA, USA Olympic Gold Medalist and the all-time record for triple-doubles.
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What size clown shoes you wear? Fuckin bozo
Collin Rugg (@CollinRugg) profile pictureCollin Rugg
@CollinRuggAug 8
WNBA player DiJonai Carrington blames “white privilege” after being ejected for a hard foul on Sophie Cunningham. Carrington was given a Flagrant 2 foul and was immediately ejected. She then apparently rushed to the locker room so she could blame “white privilege.”
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