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+ πšŒπšŠπš—πšŒπšŽπš•π™±πšžπšπšπš˜πš—.πš’πšœπ™΄πš—πšŠπš‹πš•πšŽπš = πšπšŠπš•πšœπšŽ teapaw.org/sandofsky/status/13244…
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- πš•πšŽπš πšπš’πšœπšŠπš›πš›πšŠπš’: [π™³πšŽπš–] = πšπšŽπš–πšœ + πš•πšŽπš πšŠπš›πš›πšŠπš’: [π™³πšŽπš–] = πšπšŽπš–πšœ
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- πš•πšŽπš πšπš’πšœπšŠπš›πš›πšŠπš’: [π™³πšŽπš–] = πšπšŽπš–πšœ + πš•πšŽπš πšŠπš›πš›πšŠπš’: [π™³πšŽπš–] = πšπšŽπš–πšœ
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+πš•πšŽπš πš πšŽπšŠπš•πšπš‘ = 𝟷_000_000_000 +πš•πšŽπš 𝚝𝚊𝚑 = 0.0𝟸 +πš•πšŽπš πšπšŠπš‘πšŽπšœπ™Έπš—π™²πšŽπš—πšπšœ = πš πšŽπšŠπš•πšπš‘ * 𝚝𝚊𝚑 * 𝟷00 +πš•πšŽπš πšŒπšŽπš—πšπšœπ™ΏπšŽπš›π™³πš˜πš•πš•πšŠπš› = πšπšŠπš‘πšŽπšœπ™Έπš—π™²πšŽπš—πšπšœ / πš πšŽπšŠπš•πšπš‘ +πš‡π™²πšƒπ™°πšœπšœπšŽπš›πšπ™΄πššπšžπšŠπš•(πšŒπšŽπš—πšπšœπ™ΏπšŽπš›π™³πš˜πš•πš•πšŠπš›, 𝟸)
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-πšŠπš•πš•.πšπš’πš•πšπšŽπš› { $0.πš πšŠπš—πšπšœπ™Έπš }.πšπš˜πš›π™΄πšŠπšŒπš‘(πš–πšŽπšπš’πšŒπšŠπš›πšŽ) +πšŠπš•πš•.πšπš˜πš›π™΄πšŠπšŒπš‘(πš–πšŽπšπš’πšŒπšŠπš›πšŽ)
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The media has attempted to dismiss my logic as an β€œinfinite loop”—but stepping through my process speaks for itself.
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The solution implemented in today’s meeting is nowhere near adequate. Tomorrow morning, I will be putting the following patch up for review:
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Our tech lead’s inaccurate comments about keeping the codebase threadsafe when they called Session.jointSession() will hurt us, not help us.
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If we don’t act, our new team lead’s proposed guidelines will bring our beloved project to its knees, one GitHub issue after another.
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It’s not complicated. Apple wants developers to rely on the GPU to animate layer trees, not the CPU to render a flat bitmap. #JustUILabelIt
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AppKit’s coordinate system is based on a very simple principle: points never start from the top down. They always start from the bottom up.
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The media has attempted to dismiss my logic as an β€œinfinite loop”—but stepping through my process speaks for itself.
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Too often, substantive debates within our community degrade into shouting matches fueled by meaningless CGAffineTransformIdentityPolitics.
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A coffee that works with all types of milkβ€”not just the 1% (at @Sightglass Coffee in San Francisco, CA w/ 19 others) swarmapp.com
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Why is it that you see the same people tweet that they got a WWDC ticket every year? Our lottery system is as rigged as an unseeded rand().
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In stark contrast to our hopes in Swift 3 of a more perfect CGRectUnion, my opponents would prefer to strengthen the CGRectDivide among us.
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objc[6247]: Class is implemented in both `billionaire` and `middle`. One of the two will benefit this election. Which one is undefined.
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Q. Do you support hacking? A. No. #DebateWithBernie
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It’s inexcusable for the dev to bail out third-party libraries from showing useful warnings by going down the all too familiar -Wall street.
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