Husband and father of 3. Ducks fanatic. HR Nerd. Professional sarcasm dispenser.

Oregon, USA
Joined November 2016
Don’t cry because it over. Smile because Washington will be the only program to ever go 0-12 in the Pac12.
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Well that’s just great. Now I want some cajun tots.
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Neiners 29 Niners 20
🤖 Made with AI
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I will give each American $5,000 if Drew is fired by the Northwestern game.
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Mike Norvell Chip Kelly Bill O’Brien Jerry Neuheisel Lincoln Riley
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Jerry Neuheisel better be scheduled for an interview while he’s here.
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Oregon is set to part ways with offensive coordinator Drew Mehringer, sources tell @CBSSports
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On one hand… if Dante doesn’t get assaulted on the field, this season looks very different. On the other hand… if this season looks different, Mehringer probably gets a raise and an extension instead of an unemployment check.
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Mehringer took this straight out of an intramural flag football playbook.
OREGON FOOTBALL RAN ONE OF THE WORST PLAYS OF ALL TIME TODAY. Embarrassing. 💀💀💀
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Say it with me… NC State Head Coach Drew Mehringer
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Can we just kidnap Charlie Edward while he’s here next weekend?
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Time for Oregon’s 4th quarter tradition… benching the QB.
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3rd and 9 and KNOWING Oregon will throw behind the line of scrimmage… WTF?!?
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In positive news, Oregon playing on the road means they finally have an opportunity to tarmac Mehringer.
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Dante Moore hearing all about how great Helfrich was.
I saw Aaron Fentress chatting with Dante Moore pre-game. What’s the scoop Fentress? @oregonfootball #GoDucks
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Hold up… BBB is still a thing?
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NEW: Oregon QB Dylan Raiola is expected to start against Illinois on Saturday, @PeteNakos reports. on3.com/news/oregon-expected…
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It could be worse. At least they weren’t throwing snowballs.
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Still thinking about this tweet.
First to 17 wins 🙏 🕯️
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You lost me at Inflatables.
Little Debbie now has 4.5 ft Christmas tree cake inflatables at Walmart.
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