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Your local unemployed friend on a Thursday / priv: @chadlarch

Montréal, Québec
Joined August 2018
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Leaving a House Party after putting all the silverware in the microwave:
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I’m still trying to figure out how pult rotating is gonna fix a pool of uninspired and boring cards
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[MARIO KART WORLD DLC LEAKS] 🧵 A new exploit has been engineered for the Switch 2 OS and it's a huge win; tons of data from games have been extracted. I've found some files that indicate how the DLC for MKW will be handled, or at least what they're testing internally. (1/4)
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They done did it again
「プロモカードパック第6弾」登場 ✅カードリスト ・メガヒードランex ・ハルジオ ・ゴビット ・ゴース ・ハリテヤマ ・エネルギーリサイクル ・ムク 📅配布開始日:11月1日(日)~
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On est le PCQ, on
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Holy cow Pokémon TCG will never be the same We built software that tracks your Pokémon TCG games for you. 👀 Featuring @Polar_PT You play. TCG DeckIQ saves the rest. And this is only one small part of what we’ve been building. Full reveal soon.
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six seven can be unfunny but i do find it funny when the number is said and a bunch of grown people in the room just quietly do the hand motion without even changing their neutral expression like the koopas when the bg music goes "bah bah!"
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nintendo hired that man
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like this is genuinely beautiful
the piano collections BIG SHOT has genuinely one of the most beautiful uses of the freedom motif ever im shocked i didnt see more people talk about it when it dropped
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This is my commentary application please hire me
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Do you truly think Riot Games was going to make Brawlhalla? Do you honestly in your heart believe that Riot, who aspired but ultimately failed in cultivating a 2D tag fighter for both beginner and expert, would have not only been able to ideate & execute on a novel gameplay loop in the same way Brawlhalla does, but also lucky enough to have caught lightning in a bottle the same way Brawlhalla has with its playerbase? Are you truly suggesting that Riot's folly was not dumping tens of millions of dollars and manhours into pursuing Ubisoft's pure dumb luck? Because I find your reply equal parts vapid and pedantic. You haven't said anything, you've merely posted a screenshot and expected me to do all of the thinking for both of us. I'm simply not that charitable. Imagine if we were having a discussion about fire hydrants. Most are red...but sometimes they can be yellow as well! We can all (hopefully) agree that they're usually in the same sort of shape, but can have slightly different proportions or valves, depending on their use. Then, without provocation, someone yawps out: "Fire hydrants are also purple, and shaped like a Y!" While this technically CAN be correct, and I've no doubt there's one such fire hydrant that exists somewhere on the planet that you could possibly produce a picture of (as you have Brawlhalla's baffling playercount), I hope you would agree this person has ultimately said nothing, and has contributed to the conversation in a way that is not only unnecessary, but actively detrimental. It's a waste of everyone's time. Yes, fire hydrants can indeed come in many different colors. However, for the purposes of this conversation, we have ostensibly agreed to bind ourselves to a social code wherein we respect each others intelligence enough to not simply blurt out the first thing that comes to mind, whether it be technically "correct" or not. Based on Riot's track record, I think expecting them to somehow jackpot on a wildly successful platform fighter out of nowhere is ludicrous, especially considering the place Brawlhalla inhabits within the larger platform fighter community. Riot's MO, historically at least, seems to involve taking understood genre conventions and tweaking them in ways that make players feel powerful, in control. LoL is smooth DotA, Valorant is smooth CS, etc. The whirling cogs of gameplay are greased with countless hours of thoughtful design and player testing. They're masters of efficiency and innovation, certainly but they are NOT inventors. They are artisans, but not auteurs. I don't believe Riot could ever accomplish such a task, nor should they ever be expected to, and frankly, I don't believe YOU believe they could or would either. To indignantly drop a Brawlhalla player count screenshot into my replies like a sopping newborn calf straight from its mothers womb is distasteful and unbecoming. What am I meant to do with this, I wonder? Why is it here? And the true tragedy of it all is that I don't think you know, either. Your fickle will is tainted with a perverse need to be seen, and heard, but not understood. Well, here's your vindication: That fire hydrant IS purple! Very cool.
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I think we lost the plot a little with the whole “cards are meant to be played with” thing
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“Kris.. Kris, we made it.. we reached the other side of the lake!!!” Asgore’s 7 Bs:
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Replying to @atWisely
the biggest giveaway that lets you know a character is broken is when their main complaint is that he's "not fun" after nerfs instead of calling him bad
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How do I solve this puzzle? theres no hints
Yo lowk gng I don't think this is normal
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I just convinced someone to ID with me in an online mickey cuz I thought we both made it in when in reality, an ID knocked us both out I feel so stupid I'm so sorry gustavohdez10
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I think one of my favourite jokes from the start of chapter 5 is starwalker breaking character here because he's as confused as we would be, the whole scene is just so random teapaw.org/crazy_mimic/status/207…
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