
Denver sports fan | A betting man | Nikola Jokic MVP Propaganda Machine | All Hail John Collins | Contributor at @RotoBallerMLB and @RotoBallerNBA |
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This thread is for anyone who thinks that playing at Coors Field will automatically make you a better hitter and you're absolutely sure it makes all the difference for @Rockies players. I'm here to tell you how wrong you are.
The more this dude tweets the more I understand why Mets fans threw batteries at him in the bullpen
Replying to @kenbone18
You better lay off the butter chicken, Ken. You’re looking pretty bloated in your profile picture.
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The Broncos winning is not 40% luck, you dummy.
It's 10% luck, 20% skill, 15% concentrated power and will, 5% pleasure, 50% pain and 100% reason to remember the name
Replying to @PFF
40% good defense, 40% variance and luck, 25% coaching, -5% Bo Nix.
The Broncos can have confetti on their head in February and real ball knowers know a lot of it was luck.
Kevin (Only Nik Bonitto can save us now) retweeted
Jimmy Butler wrote “PASS TO STEPH” on the coach’s clipboard 😭
I'm back with more NBA Power Rankings for @RotoBallerNBA. Most teams have around ten games under their belts, so we're getting more reliable data to show who's who. We're also seeing who's racing towards Tank City. Find out how I see the league here 👇
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If you're a Republican that's ever wondered what it's like to be a Rockies fan and see them lose 17-2 to the Dodgers on a random weeknight, this is it
Thinking of the Adam Cayton-Holland bit here, which is so perfect. He's no longer on Twitter but please enjoy this amazing stand up bit:
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Been trying to make a lot of new recipes this year to expand my arsenal. I've been posting them on Bluesky but I'm going to start updating them here too. So here are the new recipes I've made in 2026:
1. Fried Shrimp Po Boys
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We need to stop using AI for memes. It's terrible. I went viral for sending an MS Paint photo edit of Shohei Ohtani to Dick Monfort. Grow up and be original. You can do it
The injury bug has bit so many NBA teams early on this season. In my latest power rankings, I take a look at how it's affecting everything. And just how real are the Memphis Grizzlies? Find out in my latest for @RotoBallerNBA 👇
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I guess when you're at the half yard line, a Bo Nix pass DOES make the most sense given what we've seen most of this season, lmao. I'll take it
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Just checked the Buccaneers' box score and it looks like all of a sudden they've turned into Army?
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Kevin (Only Nik Bonitto can save us now) retweeted
How we spend Halloween 🎃 @_Kevlar23_
Last time I went viral commenting on the Suns' play-in court I said it looked like a pop tart. Tonight it looks like Hi-C spilt everywhere
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