@_LUMP

Host of @NoChopsPodcast #CouncilOfJive #PhillyComedy #Philly FB: LUMP Hamilton IG: lump_hamilton Broke Dad send money $LifesUgly [email protected]

 Philadelphia, PA
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Joined January 2011
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On Thanksgiving, I'm going to walk into an indian casino dressed as a pilgrim with corn liquor and a musket & yell "MANIFEST DESTINY!"
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Krvn@metacognizant_Sep 26
I love taking care of business, but I never want to work.
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Yes I did...
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did you miss me
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I call all human resources people "Angels of Death". Every last one of them.
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Tamas@TBev121831 Jul 2025
Replying to @zyahbelle
Who sings this
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Jalen Hurts is the first "running" quarterback to win a Superbowl.
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I got my LLC and EIN... what's next?
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Well. Mayor just announced the Sixers are moving downtown. My personal opinion is this is gonna be a nightmare, but what do I know. RIP to having one of the most unique sports complexes in America, and God help the good folks in Chinatown.
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We need 2 stretch 4s.
Josh Reynolds
@JoshReynolds2423 Jul 2024
Sixers offseason updated: - Reggie Jackson min - Kyle Lowry min - Caleb Martin less than Miami offer - Tyrese Maxey extension - Paul George FA - Kelly Oubre team friendly 2 year - Eric Gordon 2 year, $6.7 mill - Andre Drummond 2 year, $10 mill - Drafted Jared McCain MOREY💰💸💵
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Electrically high road.
Barack Obama
@BarackObama13 Jul 2024
There is absolutely no place for political violence in our democracy. Although we don’t yet know exactly what happened, we should all be relieved that former President Trump wasn’t seriously hurt, and use this moment to recommit ourselves to civility and respect in our politics. Michelle and I are wishing him a quick recovery.
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That’s how Riley felt about Gangstalicious
My Mixtapez
@mymixtapez8 Apr 2024
Meek Mill says the rumors about him and Diddy is confusing his 12-year-old son "People saying his dad is gay"
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On this day (April 9th, 1865) the Confederacy surrendered after getting it's ass kicked.
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J😱EL EMBIID.
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Common was 40 responding to Drake. If a nigga with crochet hats can battle, I don’t wanna hear shit about maturity in rap
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If you haven’t already! Go listen to my episode with @_LUMP ! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcas… – at Trainer, PA
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Chasing stages... #PhillyPodcast #NoChops #LUMP #LifesUgly #PhillyComedy #Philly – at Philadelphia, PA
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String'em up... #PhillyPodcast #NoChops #LUMP #LifesUgly #Philly – at Philadelphia, PA
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Chef Mike at Vet Stadium... #PhillyPodcast #NoChops #LUMP #LifesUgly #VeteransStadium #TheVet #Philly – at Philadelphia, PA
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Cursing... #PhillyPodcast #NoChops #LUMP #LifesUgly #Philly – at Philadelphia, PA
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3 types of comedy. #PhillyPodcast #NoChops #LUMP #LifesUgly #PhillyComedy #Philly – at Philadelphia, PA
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