First in my bloodline to hit this age and not have a cig dependency & I dead think that’s my problem
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This man all horned up and let his prison role play fantasies slip
CHRISEAN visibly got the “ICK” after BLUEFACE tried to get smooth with her during their pool game — only to hit her with the DRIEST unromantic joke imaginable 😭💀
“You gon eat your cornbread… you better not drop the soap… imma leave a honey bun on your pillow tonight.” 😭💀
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I wear my hair down a lot more than I used to but I still don’t style it while down all that much…it’s been like 3-4 times in 10 months. more blowout or straightnings is my goal this F/W
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No wdym I love having a different variation of menstrual symptoms every weekend. I love wanting to kms biweekly. I love being a girl put another IUD in there fuck it nothing matters
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I need some entertaining but not corny fiction in my life rn. Everything I have on my shelf & in rotation is too cerebral for my mood, mama need to escape. But no fairy porn and no series. I do NOT want Amelia Bedelia for millennial adults. Does all of this make sense
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Stuttering ass cho-mo, neck beard just wagging away…giving v much florals for spring. Get him out of here it’s past due
Chris D'Elia says his manager prematurely committed him to the TPUSA event, whines about the backlash, says he'd do anything for a paycheck, even the Riyadh Comedy Festival, and complains about comics "who were head of the MeToo movement" but did the Riyadh Comedy Festival
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The babies 🥹🤍
The #LookBook goes to the first day of preschool, where the city’s universal-2K program’s inaugural class joined Friends of Crown Heights Educational Center: nymag.visitlink.me/ABpw8P
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