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Who’s gonna get Tariffs?!? 🤣🤣🤣
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This should have been done before the midterms
I got a simple solution to mass deportations. For every single illegal alien: Freeze their bank accounts. Seize their debit cards and credit cards. Give them 30 days to leave the country. If they leave, we wire it to them and if they don't, they're locked out of the financial system. You'll get 10 million people who will self-deport in 30 days.
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If I was signing up homeless people on skid row to vote I absolutely would turn my bosses in for $1,000,000 dollars 💰💰💰
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The UK is a Muslim nation now
BREAKING - UK police are refusing to arrest a Nottingham iman after he called for Muslims in the UK and other white nations to take up arms in jihad to carry out preemptive strikes against white people and white nations.
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Obviously
Replying to @zephyr_z9
Silly analysis. Robot RAM needs will exceed everything else on Earth, as you need the robots to be on physical substates in order to shape atoms. Super intelligence needs will vastly exceed that, but ~100% of SI will be deep space compute. Obviously.
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The GOP should be running these clips as an ad in Michigan so people will know what’s coming if they elect El-Sayed but they won’t
When Muslims tell you who they are believe them. There’s no peace or co-existence when it comes to Muslims. They aren’t here to integrate or to live with you in your secular, superior countries. They’re here to conquer you and they say so themselves. If only you listened.
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💯 this 👇
Humans are a pack animal. This may be hard to understand if you are evangelical and think the book of genesis is literal rather than allegorical, but humans are a pack animal. What this means is that the human desire for the acceptance and support of a tribe is as fundamental as the desire for food, for air, for water, for sex, for sunlight, for love. If you tell young men that they cannot have a tribe, they're not going to accept that. Ever. Especially if you tell that only to the young men of one tribe in particular. They're going to wonder why everybody gets to have a tribe and they don't. And they're eventually going to decide that you are the enemy. Because you are. Anyone who stands between young men and what they need for a healthy, fulfilled life is their enemy. That includes you. And if you manage to convince them that god doesn't want them to have a tribe, it will also include god. The more you push back against their healthy and natural desire for a tribe, a homeland, and a birthright, the more they will hate you, and the more exclusive their definition of that tribe will become. There is no way you can stop this. The only thing you can control is how far they have to go, how radical they have to become, in order to get it. Because this can go all the way from enforcing immigration law, and shutting down corrupt visa programs right now, to gangs of young White men in balaclavas with Ar15s going door to door ten years from now. We have to do something about the 14th amendment. I don't care if that makes you uncomfortable or unhappy. It's not a choice. The constitution exists to serve Americans, not the other way around. If that sentence confuses you, read the first paragraph of the constitution. If we do not, young men of the future, the same little boys who are being radicalized right now by your malicious indifference, will treat a piece of paper that says they cannot have a homeland the way they would treat a piece of paper that says that can't eat food, or a piece of paper that says they can't own a home, or have a wife and children. You may think that you offer them a tribe in the form of the universal kingdom of god, the community of all believers, but that's just a word game and you know it, which is why you are so defensive about the whole thing. Where was the universal community of believers when these young men needed help? When they needed not just the surface appearance of a tribe, but someone to do the things that tribes actually do for younger generations they care about? The pack serves a concrete set of functions in the life cycle of the human species, and you cannot perform those functions with a cardboard cutout. Young men are sick of religion that offers them responsibilities with no rights, lectures with no help, demands with no love or empathy. It's odd, in a way ironic, that, I, the man of zero faith, should have to be the one standing here telling self-styled religious leaders how they failed both their people and their god. But having no faith does give me one advantage. It frees me from the delusion that Jesus is a puppet that I can pull out of my pocket, slip over my right hand, move his mouth and make him say what I want. I used to wonder, as a child, what the phrase "taking the name of the lord in vain" actually meant. But I no longer wonder, because when I became a man, I looked around me and saw all these people who talk to god and somehow get told exactly what they want to hear. Then I understood that the key phrase here wasn't "in vain". It was "taking". Taking the name of god and using it as a tool for one's own goals. Joel, here, is sad that his friend is getting sent home. This personally inconveniences both him and his friend, which effects Joel in a way that young men being denied their birthright does not. So he finds an interpretation of scripture that says that god wants him, Joel Berry, to get his way, and that god wants all the young men who want a homeland and a birthright to go get fucked. I'm not terribly impressed.
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The only way to stop Democrats from cheating is to have the Republicans cheat too. Hand out ballots at every nascar event, country concert and at every Trump rally and say no if needed and watch how fast Democrats change their tune
Mamdani: “In New York City, you don’t need to bring anything with you to cast your vote at the polls. Our city’s elections are secure.”
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“A birth certificate doesn’t make you an American” Truer words have never been spoken
Father of 9/11 hero Todd Beamer: “Mike Rogers is an American. Abdul has a birth certificate. The birth certificate says he’s a citizen of America. You know what? A birth certificate doesn’t make you an American.”
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So our Samsung TVs are spying on us? How is this legal?
this is pretty evil and clever. so if your samsung TV model doesnt have a microphone, it will look for connected devices with one, such as a soundbar or a connected bluetooth device. this gets shipped off to bixby.
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He’s pregnant? 🫃
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Who wants to bet that the code to Indias nukes are Password123?
India’s lead “IT specialist” who had “over 15 years of experience” basically secured the network on half the devices in the world with the password equivalent of “123”. This is the “elite human capital” that our IT industry can’t survive without.
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Step 1: X points out how stupid Indian people are Step 2: Indians on X will say we are racists and act like if they leave the US tech industry would crumble Step 3: A retarded Indian uses 2-3 digit passwords to secure half the Internet causing widespread scramble to patch the error Step 1: X points out how stupid Indian people are Step 3 is always different but around and around we go
India’s lead “IT specialist” who had “over 15 years of experience” basically secured the network on half the devices in the world with the password equivalent of “123”. This is the “elite human capital” that our IT industry can’t survive without.
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Deportation isn’t good enough! Freeze her accounts Get the money back Send this bitch to jail!
Ilhan Omar just posted this video asking for money on TikTok. You can tell she's been spending the entire week crying.
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An @nbcsnl cast member gets signed for a 7 year deal and usually if you kill there Hollywood comes calling and you leave to make movies. If not, then after that maybe you stay a couple more years before Lorne hooks you up with a show and you leave. @kenanthompson has been there for 24 years now. Hollywood never came calling. Lorne gave him a show and it lasted two seasons. He doesn’t do stand up and stays because he’s too scared to leave because he knows there’s not gonna be any work out there. But go ahead and give @Shanemgillis who sold 77,000 tickets to the biggest comedy show ever a talking to about comedy 😂
If Shane Gillis were to come back to SNL, “I’m sure we would have a conversation … like a little kid” about what he could have done differently, @nbcsnl cast member @KenanThompson tells @sarafischer at #MediaTrendsLive.
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A well educated explanation on why Indians are retarded losers and why everyone hates them 👇
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James O’Keefe strikes again!!!
BREAKING NEWS: Abdul El-Sayed Campaign Official Reveals El-Sayed Receives Overseas Donations, Admits Foreign Contributions Are Illegal Under Federal Law, Warns Denouncing Hamas Could Cost Support “You know, he [Abdul El-Sayed] has people from overseas that donate to him...No it is not allowed." “He [Abdul El Sayed] can't just say, you know, no, I don't support Hamas, you know, I reject all of them, because he's going to lose the people that brought him up in the first place.” @AbdulElSayed @MikeRogersForMI
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So “she” has a girl butthole now?
Hunter Schafer has undergone gender-affirming bottom surgery. “I just had bottom surgery in December, which was amazing, and I love it so much,” Schafer told Elle magazine. “For a long time I’ve embraced the gender-expansive part of myself, and I really wanted to try to make that previous body work, because I thought there was something really cool and badass about it.” Schafer described the ability to evolve as the “magical thing about queerness... on an ideological level, it’s about possibility and expansion and growth, and being on that journey and finding yourself.” While she had always viewed her gender identity as more fluid, she has now landed somewhere “flatter,” adding: "I’m a woman. I’m a girl." variety.com/2026/film/news/h…
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I think we found a replacement for Jessica Tarlov on The Five
New White House Press Secretary Named! Thank you to @POTUS for giving this girl a chance.
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It’s sad to see so many people in France or other countries learn the hard way about guns Your leaders will tell you guns are dangerous and you don’t need them because you have the police. They’ll scare you by using school shootings and tell you kids lives will be saved But the reality is that they want you defenseless. If a city erupts into chaos and riots it’s because the leaders in charge allowed it to happen and the promise of protection that caused you to give up your guns will never arrive In America we always say “It’s better to have them and not need them than need them and not have them” and sadly France and Europe are gonna learn this the hard way
Il est 20h. Les enfants sont couchés. Vous êtes tranquillement devant la télé avec votre femme. Soudain, des cris éclatent dans la rue. Des coups, des vitres qui explosent. Des dizaines d’émeutiers vêtus de noir s’en prennent à votre immeuble. Ils tentent de forcer la porte, saccagent le hall, arrachent les boîtes aux lettres. Vos enfants se réveillent en hurlant. Votre femme panique. Vous appelez la police. « Tous nos agents sont occupés, veuillez patienter. » Puis la communication coupe. Vous jetez un œil par la fenêtre. En bas, ils viennent de mettre le feu aux poubelles. Les flammes lèchent déjà la façade. La fumée commence à entrer dans l’appartement. Soudain, un grand fracas. La porte de l’immeuble vient de céder. Des hurlements montent dans l’escalier. « On va vous tuer ! Ouvrez cette putain de porte ! » Ils sont sur votre palier. Vous n’osez même pas regarder par l’œil de bœuf. Que faire ? Sortir ? Fuir ? Impossible. Ils sont dans l’escalier. Sauter par la fenêtre ? Vous êtes au quatrième étage. Se défendre ? Avec quoi ? Vous n’avez jamais pensé avoir besoin de vous défendre chez vous. Vous avez toujours fait confiance à l’État. Les armes, ce n’est pas votre truc. Vous avez travaillé toute votre vie, payé vos impôts, respecté les lois. Et maintenant, vous voilà coincé dans votre propre appartement, avec vos enfants en pleurs et votre femme qui vous demande ce qu’on va faire. Derrière la porte, les pas se rapprochent. Cette fois, ce n’est pas une vidéo d’émeutes que vous regardez à la télévision. C’est chez vous que ça se passe. Et personne ne viendra vous protéger.
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“Student Social Movement”
🇫🇷 Chers visiteurs, en raison d’un mouvement social étudiant, le musée est fermé pour le moment. Nous vous prions de nous excuser de la gêne occasionnée. 🌍Dear visitors, due to student strikes the museum is currently closed. We apologise for the inconvenience.
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