Humor & realism β€’ Psychology β€’ Relatable

United Arab Emirates
Joined July 2012
Nigerians no longer care about electricity. They’re saving money for solar and power tanksβ€”the new age β€œI better pass my neighbor.”
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Its like he never left 🀍πŸ₯²
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TINUBU MUST EXPLAIN LUXURY SUV GIFTS TO APC YOUTHS WHILE NIGERIANS GO HUNGRY β€” ATIKU. Former Vice President and African Democratic Congress presidential candidate Atiku Abubakar has accused President Bola Tinubu of presiding over a grotesque spectacle of executive excess: the reported distribution of 2026 model luxury SUVs, each worth more than ₦150 million, to APC youth leaders while millions of Nigerians are crushed by hunger and soaring costs. Atiku said it was a brazen insult to ask Nigerians to endure hardship while party loyalists receive vehicles worth a fortune. He demanded an immediate public explanation from President Tinubu and the Presidency: who is paying for these SUVs, and why is such lavish political spending taking place while ordinary families struggle to afford food and transport? In a statement issued by Phrank Shaibu, Director of Strategic Communication of the ADC Presidential Campaign Council, Atiku said: "The APC National Youth Leader says these vehicles were donated by First Lady Oluremi Tinubu. Nigerians deserve to know where the money came from to buy and distribute so many 2026 model SUVs, each worth more than ₦150 million, for political mobilisation. "The First Lady holds no elected or executive office.She is only a domestic appendage of the office of President. Were these vehicles bought with her personal funds, donations or public resources? Who paid for them? What was the total cost? The Presidency must provide a clear account. Nigerians cannot be expected to accept a fleet of extraordinarily expensive vehicles for party loyalists without knowing who financed them. "At a time families cannot afford food, transport and other basic necessities, these gifts are a brazen insult to the people. The government has found a way to provide luxury SUVs for APC youth leaders, yet millions of Nigerians are still waiting for meaningful relief from the cost of living crisis. This is not merely a question of misplaced priorities. It is one of the most outlandish displays of executive recklessness in our history. "First, APC women leaders reportedly received luxury vehicles. Now, according to the National Youth Leader, APC youth leaders are receiving SUVs from the First Lady. The earlier gifts came on the eve of the abduction of schoolchildren in Oyo State. Now another lavish round of political giving is taking place while Nigerians face hunger, insecurity and hardship. "While Nigerians continue to ask where the savings from subsidy removal have gone, the Presidency must explain how such costly gifts are being funded. If the vehicles were paid for privately, the source of the funds should be disclosed. If public resources were used, the government must identify who authorised the spending and under what legal authority. "The scale of these gifts raises grave questions about whether our collective patrimony is being diverted to buy political loyalty. Nigeria cannot be run as a captured state, where wealth and influence serve the powerful while ordinary citizens are left to struggle. "The same youth leader who made the gifts public is reportedly travelling by private jet. That image of extraordinary privilege stands in jarring contrast to the hardship facing ordinary Nigerians. The Presidency must stop treating questions about wealth and spending as an inconvenience. Nigerians have a right to ask where the money came from. "Nor is this culture of privilege confined to party officials; it reaches the very household of the President. His own son, Mr Seyi Tinubu, has been pictured, in widely circulated images, wearing a Richard Mille RM 67-02 SΓ©bastien Ogier, a timepiece that sells for close to half a million dollars ($500k), while the same government asks ordinary Nigerians to endure hardship, tighten their belts and wait patiently for relief that never seems to arrive.
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How do you have a congregation after saying this?
A mentally sick man through and through.
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Super El nino But PHCN is treating the light like it's their personal toy! Some homes haven't even seen light this year. Health care budget for the whole country was capped at 36M, while the budget for the Ebola outbreak is 10 billion!. Pythagoras' theorem cannot solve the problem of this country 🀦🀦
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The truth is....we are.
Every virgin thinks they’re the best kissers in the world. 😹
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If you are a pastor listening to me you should be worried that young men and women who should be gainfully employed are seated in church listening to you preach on a Monday morning by 9am, you should be very worried. I don’t understand how people think the solution to their financial problems is in the church. Your church or religion does not have the power to make you rich. For It is God who giveth thee the power to get wealth! Emphasis on β€œgiveth thee” not your church or your religion. Rather than seat in church all day praying for breakthrough from heaven, why not occupy the earth till he comes? Why not find something to do? He said β€œfor I will bless the works of thy hands, and I will take away sickness from thy midst” The major thing limiting you is the economy you find yourself in and your mindset. For out of the abundance of heart speakers the mouth. Speak positively into your life, work towards it and I see you breaking forward.
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I should wake up and keep praying to God for the bare minimum things that the government refused to provide No wonder campaigns start from church gathering,pray for this pray for that If Tinubu deliver,will you still be begging people to pray
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Replying to @DONJAZZY
@DONJAZZY baba Abeg use this guy glory. OGO light skin too dey sharp. Rema and star girl 5 hits song sure die next year.
Guy anyhow you twist am to create content, make him still come collect amπŸ˜‚ @DONJAZZY
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My final take on this makeup convo is: if you’re fine, you’re fine. If you’re vgly, you’re vgly and no amount of makeup will change that. The first frame is said to be the cheap and poorly made, while the second and third are the expensive and well made But guess who looks better??πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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Country don hard. Nigerians are literally begging Don Jazzy to come use their glory in exchange for some cash make dem use am guide. πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ Y’all better be careful what you wish for. At least you still have a phone and internet data. After dem use your glory, you will end up selling your phone just to guide. Make una dey play..
Don jazzy is looking for who to use to renew his jazz.. I pity you people that are sending him your account details. Next year you will hear another hit song from his artists. Na your glory oh. Dey play..
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It's not limited to women,if anything women are the least in this chain even. Everyone treats you better when you have money from your parents to siblings to friends.
women are kinder to you when they feel you got bread
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Who likes you matters!!!!
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CIVILITY IS NOT WEAKNESS. ENOUGH OF THE HARASSMENT OF MY SUPPORTERS. RELEASE RILWAN OLAWALE NOW. The continued intimidation and harassment of my supporters across the country, the latest being the case of Rilwan Olawale, is disturbing and unacceptable. President Bola Tinubu has remained a huge beneficiary of our democracy and should not brazenly be destroying it by encouraging and facilitating violence. Our campaign is peaceful and issue-driven, focused on offering Nigerians a credible alternative built on competence, accountability, justice, and compassion. We have chosen the path of peace, not violence; persuasion, not intimidation. However, nobody should mistake our civility for weakness, our restraint for fear, or our commitment to peace for an absence of resolve. We will not be intimidated into silence, nor will we abandon Nigerians who believe in a New Nigeria that is possible and will be OK. I therefore demand transparency regarding Rilwan Olawale’s arrest, his release, respect for his rights, and an end to politically motivated harassment. No government or political party has the right to deny Nigerians the freedom to support a candidate of their choice. We will remain peaceful but resolute. We will not resort to violence, but we will stand firmly and lawfully against every attempt to undermine our democratic rights. A New Nigeria is POssible and will be OK. -PO
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Sometimes when I read some tweets on this timeline, I just wonder who is fighting some of you. 😭 Some of you have imaginary enemies. My own enemies are APC and this government. Those are my only enemies. And God, please, you need to get this government out of my sight because these people are making my life unbearable. πŸ˜­πŸ’”
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People with solar are the only ones currently enjoying Nigeria.
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Country don hard. Nigerians are literally begging Don Jazzy to come use their glory in exchange for some cash make dem use am guide. πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ Y’all better be careful what you wish for. At least you still have a phone and internet data. After dem use your glory, you will end up selling your phone just to guide. Make una dey play..
Don jazzy is looking for who to use to renew his jazz.. I pity you people that are sending him your account details. Next year you will hear another hit song from his artists. Na your glory oh. Dey play..
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Oya i don tire. make i go hustle my own money for Asia session. See yall tomorrow. love always.
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It's all so performative from United fans and pundits πŸ’€ In May they were all celebrating useless assists, individual awards and "top 4" Their ownership situation they are suddenly so offended by was exactly the same then. Hilariously fickle retards.
Last season he said they’d win the title within a few years and it was only 8 weeks ago that he said that United were in a better position than Liverpool are right now. Surprise, surprise, it’s now call out the owners time. It’s like clockwork and everyone can see it but them.
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That vibrator thing women use actually VIBRATESSSSSS πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ DAMNNN, how do y’all use that?! I thought vibrators just did a little brrrrr, but nah, that thing literally shook my hand 😭😭
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It is so funny how people will speak badly about you with the same mouth they used to ask you for a favor.✌️
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