“Klaatu barada (politico).” Cognitively there, here, or elsewhere. Grumpicus specialus.
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Generally two kinds of Trump supporters exist: those oblivious to established facts and those comfortable with his endless criminality. He’s a demonstrably unfit and unwell sociopath at the very least. The continuing support of this man is dangerous and wholly UNAMERICAN.
Helmets have always been for chumps, but especially for those mostly likely killed from not wearing them.
You’d think he’d be less of a Supreme ❄️. I guess he can join the “Target Club” along with all those “hysterical” woman he’s endangered. Here’s to less and less respect to da Supremes going forward. Have no faith in supreme judgement.
Noted. I’ll also remember the @GOP is no longer interested in women managing their own bodies/the rule of law + standing with law enforcement, is openly pro-authoritarian and openly anti-democratic, and happy to embrace batshit crazy and totally unhinged unamerican policies. 🤡
.@GOP Real good stuff from your unfit fuck.
“I admire the resolve of those people waiting in the drive-thru line at McDonald’s, but I ain’t waiting 30 minutes for food. Nope.”
“Whatevs. I wanna just keep bitching about canon canon canon. Think I’ll leave a negative review on Rotten Tomatoes cause my likely uninformed butthurt is so bad.
Dear friend, you haven’t posted a workout/run/treadmill Twitter update in months. Are you getting soft and large again? Are you okay? Asking for another friend.
Sunday buzzkill in full nerd effect.
Late to the party here, but In this year’s @TopGunMovie, @TomCruise’s character Maverick ejects from a hypersonic plane at Mach 10.5, before it crashed.
He survived with no injuries.
At that air speed, his body would splatter like a chainmail glove swatting a worm. Just sayin’.
“We may be crazy, but at least we’re not adults who “take an American Girl doll to a New York City cafe and clip it to the table in a tiny chair with a miniature plate and coffee cup assembled in front of it” crazy.”
“Of course. I knew they’d turn around after all those atrocities… But how many redemption arcs do we really need?”
Good stuff. ‘Merica!
This is what happens when one white kid with a single #BlackLivesMatter sign stands on the street in Harrison, Arkansas.
@kanyewest this is who you placate for and want acceptance from.