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Spanky Johnson

@_MrSharp

Lost like you - 🗺️🧭

 Im At, Where Im At
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Joined June 2011
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Im a cheapskate baby, can’t afford no mistakes
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I be thinking this like every other day 😭
TWINSKII (@jahpmoo) profile pictureTWINSKII
@jahpmooNov 7
i wonder how many bitches i done walked past tht woulda gave me a chance
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Mulatto Mah Niqqa (@mulattomayne) profile picture
Mulatto Mah Niqqa
@mulattomayneNov 8
You mad about Dave Chappelle?
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Women try to give the hard working man all the pussy, knowing a nigga be too tired to wear that ass out 😂
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I need Cleveland to upset the thunder 😮‍💨
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🫣😎
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False alarm 🤦🏾‍♂️
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Say it with me, the jaw bone is connected to the neck bone baby 🥸
👑 (@adenikerky) profile picture👑
@adenikerkyNov 1
My boyfriend is horny and I’m on my period. What should I do?
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Moral of the story - don’t ask me 💯🔥
Leia ✨ (@jaleiaa) profile pictureLeia ✨@jaleiaaNov 2
The answer is NO, before you even ask me 😘
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That’s exactly why that nigga don’t play D 😂
BuffBoy 🦬 (@skobuffss) profile pictureBuffBoy 🦬
@skobuffssOct 31
Look at the Lakers bench 😭😭😭😭😭
Image from BuffBoy 🦬 (@skobuffss)
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My boss be wanting to tell me every little intricate detail about her day leading up to coming to work. EVERYDAY. And I’m sick of it 🥸😮‍💨
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You gonna strike out way more than her a hit 4sho. This only work on hoes lowkey and bitches “on the fence” about leaving a nigga lowkey too. 🥸
G-Block 🅱️aby (@motionsznn) profile pictureG-Block 🅱️aby
@motionsznnOct 27
What’s the success rate for niggas that usually do this?
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Devin Booker really only got 2 pts?
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Cuh single handedly fucked the paper up 🥲
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LaTelahni (@LaTelahni) profile pictureLaTelahni
@LaTelahniOct 22
I wish I had a man to come fck me late night on my breaks 😫🥹
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Tatum bogus asl 🤣
We Here Now 😎 (@AngeShedeway) profile pictureWe Here Now 😎@AngeShedewayOct 23
Remember when Jayson Tatum never picked up Jaylen Brown’s phone calls, but answered Jeff Teague’s call in one ring? 🤔 I believe everything Jaylen Brown is saying about him.
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Yall know STL niggas be backdoe asf 🤣
NBA Memes (@NBAMemes) profile pictureNBA Memes
@NBAMemesOct 23
Hold on... this Jaylen Brown vs Jayson Tatum might've been going on for a while...
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🤣 aye we lit this season
Hoop Central (@TheHoopCentral) profile pictureHoop Central
@TheHoopCentralOct 22
Tyrese Haliburton had words for Derik Queen. 👀🍿 teapaw.org/MindOfBron/status/2113…
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Niggas do lame shit in the name of “getting paid” 🥸
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Sick hoes - lying on my dick. I’ll never forget
VEEZE (@VEEd60bm) profile pictureVEEZE@VEEd60bmOct 17
ngl hearing a rumor you fucked someone you didn't fuck is crazy to me 😂😂😭
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This is facts. Lot of tongue too 😅
$aint Papi the Cross 🪖 (@yourexWavy) profile picture$aint Papi the Cross 🪖@yourexWavyOct 17
If you suck my dick so well and sloppy, I swear I’d stop you half way and kiss you
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