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Solution Nine
Joined January 2017
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This is when I realized I was good at games. 😌
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(Through tears) go on. Get outta here ya stupid president. Can’t you see nobody wants you around here?
That’s so beautiful, they’re releasing him back into the wild 🥹
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Joss🌱 retweeted
this got me crying😭😭
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In case anyone was wondering, the new AI feature on iOS 18 that summarizes longer text messages works incredibly well.
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this is what arcane does to people
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Kinda thought there would be a lot more drinking liberal tears and a lot less pitifully begging friends not to leave.
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Replying to @agraybee @Im_Abbie
"we were being civil" "you were saying haitians were eating cats and our teacher were transing students to use liter boxes"
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Replying to @Im_Abbie
Republicans think Democrats are pedo groomers, what the hell are you talking about.
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Did you guys expected to be greeted as liberators or something. Your whole thing is triggering the libs. Now the libs hate you. Seriously what was your expectation.
The media has successfully divided families. Shame on all of you. This woman voted for Trump, and her family won't even talk to her. How are we here?
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MY JAW DROPPED I CANTTTTT
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Replying to @maintishe
I’m old enough to remember Mccain and Romney defending Obama from wild ass comments like aight we disagree on policy but don’t take shit too far now lol
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You ever want some icecream so bad that you dig your spoon in that cement like hardness only for it to bend it backwards like telekinesis
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The best winker that ever winked. 💫
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I’m mad too but let’s not get fucking crazy
black people tacos taste better anyway.
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Joss🌱 retweeted
UPDATE: some of you are losing your minds, so let me clarify. every day my husband does a million little unseen things that make MY life easier too. things i never even think about or realize he's doing. it goes both ways.
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Me: (breathlessly lurching out of a time machine landed in 2007) we have to stop the host of fear factor from helping the host of the apprentice seize power in 2016! Literally anyone in 2007: you're kinda fat to be talking to me???
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Every day I get closer to uninstalling this app and I’m so proud of myself.
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Replying to @numfuksteinstan
Good luck to his family
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