Lakers medical staff so damn good even other players get a boost to their health when the Lakers come to town.

I keep trying to spread the gospel about my superstar Austin Reaves, yall will listen this year.

Both teams are playing with the urgency of the final three minutes, and we still have an entire quarter left. Sheesh. Outside of the bullshit foul calls, this has been a hell of a game.

That’s my fucking superstar! Austin Reaves!

They giving Dame the charity game, holy shit. Stop bailing him the fuck out.

Blazers shooting 64% from the field and 50% from the 3, alright man lmaoo

I miss Lebron, THATS OUR BALL!

How dare Austin’s chin get in the way of Dame’s shot.

Camara ain’t ever shot like this in his life, alright bro. Lol

Luka is insane bro.

Luka Doncic is my star!

Kessler gets his first rebound!

Lakers are getting outscored 96-67 during Looney’s floor time. That’s just not sustainable. Gotta do SOMETHING.

The Lakers have been a top-five third-quarter team, so hopefully we can create some separation after the break. And what’s JJ’s record when leading at halftime again? Something like 91–8? Let’s keep that trend going.

They have like 6 centers in the g-league, let’s just start trying them out one by one. They can’t be as bad as looney.

Surprised every Lakers starter has a positive plus-minus while every Blazers starter is in the negative. The game hasn’t really felt that way, especially with Kessler. Weird disconnect between the numbers and the eye test.

Looney might genuinely be the worst center I’ve ever watched, and I owe myself an apology for thinking he could help this team in limited minutes. Rob, please. Sell some ass, start an OnlyFans, do whatever the market demands. This team needs a legitimate backup 5.

MAMU IS MY NEW HOMEBOY!

They took his one rebound there lol

Guys have not been scared to go into Kessler’s chest for sure, it’s been an interesting watch. Is it a size thing or an ability thing.

Scott Foster out here stat padding, my god.