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I want to hear NOTHING about how much better things are here than in the US. We’ve actually inherited the brain rot they’ve been suffering for a decade.
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No homo is much better than pause. No homo is clear and definitive. Pause suggests the homosexuality may resume at a later date
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can we stop allowing people over 75 to vote ? They vote for a future they’re not apart of 😭 😭 😭
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The UK is my home, it’s where my roots are. But I genuinely cannot see myself living here in the next 5 years if there isn’t drastic cultural changes. Truly an island full of nasty, bitter, hateful old folks who want nothing more than to see the world burn.
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Just a reminder blue here is VERY different. We’re looking for a green sweep in the UK not a blue wave 💚💚
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uk citizens: we would like lower energy bills and lower food prices
uk government: face sitting is banned and kids can’t talk to their friends online when they play call of duty
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the UK public: hi government, can you help us out with the cost of living? global warming is damaging our infrastructure and there aren't enough jobs.
the UK government:
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🚨 NEW: The leader of Reform UK in Hampshire has been charged with 35 offences, including 12 counts of rape and making indecent images of a child
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need the uk to lock in for the next election like america has we can’t have a reform government 🙏
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Women seriously need to stop marrying men they don’t want to have sex with
Ok lads: imagine you aren’t horny at all. Not even slightly. You’re busy fixing a shelf or ironing your suit or watching your favourite TV show. Zero sexy feelings. Your girlfriend sighs loudly and goes “can we have sex now” in whingy voice and then grabs your ass. She then sulks and starts whining when you aren’t instantly aroused and into it and starts saying you haven’t had sex for 3 days.
Annoying? Not very sexy?
GOOD YOU UNDERSTAND WHY PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE INSTA-HORNY BEHAVIOUR IS ANNOYING
I’m confused. So if I consent to being strangled during sex, but the government passes a law that makes my consent invalid. Who’s taking away my right to safe sex the most? The person I willingly gave my consent to, or the governmental body telling me my consent is invalid.






























