Alcohol has ZERO benefits, ZERO!!!

I’ve given someone a lift and I’m deliberately taking the Area 49 road so I can keep watching her boobs bounce.

I hope my husband knows we are getting married next year 😭💀

They are our ten finalists for the 2026 Women’s Ballon d’Or… who you got? 🇲🇼 Temwa Chawinga 🇭🇹 Melchie Dumornay 🇳🇴 Caroline Graham Hansen 🇪🇸 Patri Guijarro 🇩🇰 Pernille Harder 🇵🇱 Ewa Pajor 🇪🇸 Clàudia Pina 🇪🇸 Alexia Putellas 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Alessia Russo 🇯🇲 Khadija Shaw Follow the ceremony live on Ballondor.com, with analysis and data from the London Palladium! #ballondor

Ranked at the 12nd place of the 2026 Women’s Ballon d’Or Klara Bühl @FCBfrauen @DFB_Frauen #ballondor

FPL you can die😅🤣

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Watch Mbappé score a goal in El Clasico in 41st minute tomorrow

PSG 4-2 Barcelona Barcelona 1-2 Real Madrid Mbappe Ballon D'or

We would like to play a match against you, please. 🙏🇸🇲

🌍 20 Least urbanized countries in Africa (2026) — Village Life Dominates •🇲🇼 Malawi — 17.6% •🇳🇪Niger — 18.4% •🇸🇸South Sudan — 21.7% •🇪🇹Ethiopia — 24.1% •🇧🇮Burundi — 25.7% •🇸🇿Eswatini — 26.7% •🇹🇩Chad — 27.6% •🇧🇫Burkina Faso — 28.9% •🇷🇼Rwanda — 30.9% •🇺🇬Uganda — 31.9% •🇲🇱Mali — 32.2% •🇰🇪Kenya — 32.2% •🇲🇬Madagascar — 32.9% •🇰🇲Comoros — 33.9% •🇪🇷Eritrea — 34.5% •🇸🇩Sudan — 34.9% •🇹🇿Tanzania — 36.9% •🇲🇿Mozambique — 37.2% •🇬🇳Guinea — 38.5% •🇲🇺Mauritius — 39.0% Source: (WorldStats / World Bank)

Today's United starting XI! 💪🇾🇪

Bookmark for what?? I’m just joking 😔

Fuck football man