DJ/Pepper king/Nature boy

Louisville, Kentucky
Joined November 2010
I’m picturing dude on an upcoming tiny desk
Fireworks going off in jtown. Couldn’t be any happier to hear them for once!
Working hard to protect the dignity of a wannabe dictator who thinks only votes for him matters.
Election workers are counting ballots and news organizations are crunching the data. Everyone is trying to get it right. Take a breath.
One last grift on his way out the door.
Several Trump allies making calls to solicit donations for his election legal fund today, if you're wondering where this is headed.
Georgia on my mind
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A lot of job loss is attributed to automation. In fact, today I fired my writers because for the next 4 years, jokes will write themselves.
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I cast my Heisman ballot for Lamar Jackson! Click the player you think deserves the @NissanUSA #HeismanHouse vote! xitter.cf/cards/16a9… – at Jeffersontown, KY
Clinton: 'You Think I Didn't Prepare A Fucking Closing Statement, Chris?' #debatenight
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Hillary still trying to appeal to reason.
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FACT CHECK: 500 admirals and generals endorsed Romney. Trump's number is historically low for a Republican candidate.
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I hate to imagine Trumps finishing move. 🐱👊🏼 xitter.cf/cris_crdns/status/7852… – at Jeffersontown, KY
This would be the best Celebrity Death Match, tbh.
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Mike Pence can't say the word "Mexican" without making it sound pejorative. #VPDebate – at Jeffersontown, KY
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They should change the format the where candidates just debate stock footage of themselves. #VPDebate – at Jeffersontown, KY
Indiana Residents Shocked To Hear How Well-Off They Are #VPDebate
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Pence: 'The Country Is Terrible Except For Racism, Which Is Doing Great' #VPDebate
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Pence is delivering his points like he's delivering grace before a thanksgiving dinner. #VPDebate – at Jeffersontown, KY