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Alice, TX
Joined September 2014
Dak when Sarah’s water breaks: “HERE WE GOOOOO”
Holy shit Dak is a dad
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Mingo tackled by Ringo… approved by Wingo
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4th & 1, 10 point lead, RB1 averaging 7.3 YPC, ALL the momentum. Intentional delay of game and punt. More elite coaching from Schotty
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Let’s not overlook how Tyler Smith, Cooper Beebe, and Tyler Booker have completely neutralized one of the most dominant DT duos in the league, Jalen Carter and Jordan Davis. 5 tackles, 0 TFL, 0 QB hits COMBINED
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Elite coaches don’t play it safe
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The Philadelphia Eagles average 17 points and 255 yards per game. Without their QB1, WR1, and RB1 on one hamstring against this God-awful Cowboys defense, they have surpassed those totals with 6 minutes left in the 3rd quarter. Somebody needs to get fired here
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More elite coaching by letting 15 seconds run off the clock with 2 timeouts in your pocket, then using that timeout 2 plays later when the clock was already stopped, and then having to settle for the field goal from inside the 10 with a timeout left
Schottenheimer once again showing his elite coaching by giving up on the drive on 3rd & 6 inside his own 10 with 1:52 left , having one of the most explosive offenses in the NFL and a defense that can’t stop gravity in space
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Schottenheimer once again showing his elite coaching by giving up on the drive on 3rd & 6 inside his own 10 with 1:52 left , having one of the most explosive offenses in the NFL and a defense that can’t stop gravity in space
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The funny thing about the bend-but-don’t-break defense is it only works if it doesn’t break at the end. The Cowboys defense is giving up 14+ play drives lasting 8+ minutes and the opposing teams gets 7 anyway
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This defense is atrocious
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Brian Schottenheimer has broken one of the greatest offenses (statistically speaking) in Dallas Cowboys franchise history.
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Spann-Ford TE1 now
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When your team plays like this after 10 days of rest it’s the Head Coach.
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Once again in a must convert situation, Schottenheimer calls a ONE-READ play. Give Prescott a better chance to make a play.
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Does Terence Steele know he’s supposed to block the INSIDE rusher before the outside rusher?
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Why is Malachi Lawrence 35 yards down the field in coverage while Jordan Love has forever and a day to throw the ball?
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Players wide open in the flat vs the Cowboys defense is a GLARING ISSUE
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DBs playing 8 yards off the LOS on 3rd & 2 will never make sense to me
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First half recap: Where’s my beer?
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