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Allegedly functional since roughly halfway between episodes 8 & 9 of series 3 of Round The Horne. First BBC Radio 4 “Celebrity Soup of the Day” winner.

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Joined May 2010
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Due to an embarrassing clerical error, I appear to have left my body to domestic science.
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Harry Kane becomes first Englishman in 25 years to win the Ballon d'Or - football's top individual prize bbc.in/48j8ESI

Ballon d'Or 2026 LIVE: Winners, times & updates from ceremony in London

Follow live text commentary of the Ballon d'Or ceremony in London as the best men's and women's footballers of the year for 2026 will be crowned.

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This is a PERFECT example of the point I've been trying to get across... Why in the shit aren't we hot routing and throwing to Brock here??? This is a PROBLEM. #RaiderNation
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🤔 instagram.com/reel/De96au3MI…

Joe Braxton ✊🏾 (@thejoebraxton) • Instagram reel

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We have designated WR Jack Bech for return/returned to practice from Reserve/Injured
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Trump Sued the BBC for $10 Billion. Now He’s Filing Emergency Motions to Hide His Financial Records
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Don’t forget to vote for Murph in Top Host! #RaiderNation
Murf 🏴‍☠️
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There are numerous things to criticize about the RAIDERS today... I'll start with the QB play. @SNBToday #RaiderNation
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Currently 2 free votes for a limited time! tophost.org/2026/murf-murphy

Is Murf Murphy the Top Host?

Will Murf Murphy be a guest on an episode of On Air with Ryan Seacrest, win $25,000, and lead a podcast produced by iHeartRadio?

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For the majestic #WalterKoenig :(
15.30 FILM: STAR TREK 2: THE RAP OF KHAN Khan was on a planet, tryna get by Cosmic explosion, Ceti Alpha fried Now he's scowling, never a smirk Getting revenge on 'Admiral' Kirk Capture Mr Chekov, bug in his ear Spock gonna face a final frontier Even in death he won't place nice Blow'em all up with Genesis Device Tried match Kirk, was not equal Won't be back in inevitable sequel.

ALT 15.30 FILM: STAR TREK 2: THE RAP OF KHAN Khan was on a planet, tryna get by Cosmic explosion, Ceti Alpha fried Now he's scowling, never a smirk Getting revenge on 'Admiral' Kirk Capture Mr Chekov, bug in his ear Spock gonna face a final frontier Even in death he won't place nice Blow'em all up with Genesis Device Tried match Kirk, was not equal Won't be back in inevitable sequel.

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Beautiful Scottish sporting weather this weekend 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 instagram.com/reel/De7TSvyuQ…
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Join my oven clock support group today at 2pm (3pm)
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Rams WR Puka Nacua officially is active today vs. the Raiders.
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Burrow to Higgins and the momentum swing is complete
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She wins the weekend
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There you go, Cincy! Great throw and toe-tap.
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Vega Ioane (knee) has been ruled out for the game.
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Bulls*** instagram.com/reel/De7SEXZuy…

NFL on CBS (@nfloncbs) • Instagram reel

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Huntley and the Baltimore offence have dominated this first half and should have more than 13-0 on the board.
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UK Weather Update: FUCKING WINDY
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Man, 60, killed by falling tree in southern Scotland as Storm Boelo brings strong winds to UK bbc.in/4z0kqN3

Storm Boelo: Man killed by falling tree as strong winds and heavy rain hit UK

Police say the 60-year-old man was hit by a tree near Castle Douglas in Dumfries and Galloway at 10:30 on Sunday morning.

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Lincoln Kennedy, the accidental football player. The full interview is available on YouTube. Go check it out! #raiders #raidernation
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