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just a mets/buffalo lovin’, nascar watchin’, psilocybin eatin’ type of dood

Local Florida Man
Joined July 2011
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we bringing winston back @GarageGuyChase
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I would wipe my ass with the pages of the Quran if it wasn’t so disrespectful to my shit.
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No homo is much better than pause. No homo is clear and definitive. Pause suggests the homosexuality may resume at a later date
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Lane Kiffin is the Deion Sanders of Brian Kellys
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Straight up disrespecting them boys 😂😂😂
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Oh, the women's soccer team is playing. Let's check it out... Darn, they're down 2-1 late...
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I got into an argument tonight with some guys at a bar in pebble beach about MACtion and I’ve never felt more alive
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We cannot let Michigan get a nuclear weapon
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Queens LMU late night hoops easily fucking game of the year
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*throws Amex down at the abortion clinic* keep the tab open
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My coworker who’s barely older than me is shopping for engagement rings and planning his future with his girlfriend while I’m sitting here counting down the hours until Queens vs. LMU tips off at 9 PM.
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Toledo player wildin
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We should turn all UT sorority houses into illegal immigrant housing and see how pissed all the girls voted for telerico would get
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Holy shit I’m in
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We have to say “Mississippi” after each number
Wtf takes Mississippi so gahdamn long to count votes??
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All we wanted was mass deportations and this nigga invaded Iran
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libbing out so hard we turned the SMU mustang blue
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Does this mean the green M&M is going to be a slut again
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If Texas goes blue I’ll post ass.
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