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we bringing winston back @GarageGuyChase
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I would wipe my ass with the pages of the Quran if it wasn’t so disrespectful to my shit.
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No homo is much better than pause. No homo is clear and definitive. Pause suggests the homosexuality may resume at a later date
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Oh, the women's soccer team is playing. Let's check it out...
Darn, they're down 2-1 late...
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I got into an argument tonight with some guys at a bar in pebble beach about MACtion and I’ve never felt more alive
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My coworker who’s barely older than me is shopping for engagement rings and planning his future with his girlfriend while I’m sitting here counting down the hours until Queens vs. LMU tips off at 9 PM.
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We should turn all UT sorority houses into illegal immigrant housing and see how pissed all the girls voted for telerico would get





























