@_Tearui

On a light note

 Kenya
Joined March 2014
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Mimi vile niliwashow, you can fool county officers, forge approvals, bribe clerks but you can never fool physics .
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Kudate mtu mashida zake haiishi huwa kazi ajab Buana hata huwezi kuwa na a good day juu yeye kila siku ako na a bad day
Dr. Nyarsakwa
@Nyarsakwa_Oct 17
Syllabus inasonga mbio huku kwa soko, sai ukiwa in a relationship baki tu huko. Huku nje utaulizwa history of chronic illnesses in the family ukipelekwa date 😭😭
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It’s actually crazy how you grow up thinking home-cooked meals every day are just normal, then get older and realise how much time and effort it took your Mom to make that happen and how lucky you were to have that.
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“It never ceases to amaze me: We all love ourselves more than other people, but care more about their opinion than our own”. ~ Marcus Aurelius.
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So they didn't know the N in JP Morgan is for Neto lmaoo 😂😂😂
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It's not a pandemic. We can get laid without commitment, cook better than most women or just use ubereats, clean our own homes or higher a helper and come back to peace and quiet. What exactly is a wife going to add?
nyakego
@NyakegoMaponyaOct 17
There's a pandemic of men slowly hitting 30s and 40s and still unmarried What's going on?
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For Maresca, his decline normally starts from Dec going forward
Fabrizio Romano
@FabrizioRomanoOct 17
7️⃣ Enzo Maresca, the first manager in the Premier League history to win all his first 7 games in charge.
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Any vote for a non winning presidential candidate is a vote for Ruto and to be fair it’s too early to ask about manifestos ndugu for now we’re telling Ruto has failed early next year we should listen to what all the presidential candidates are offering. To be fair even this Maraga hasn’t given us his manifesto or any other person in the opposition for that matter. You’re being disingenuous here.
Kelvin N
@NdemoKelvinOct 17
Sifuna supporters are very arrogant and know it alls, you can't even question their Moses, you are supposed to believe he will deliver this country to greatness without any plan whatsover, made up my mind fully Maraga Tosha
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Juan retweeted
Goke🍹
@gokehqOct 17
Three minutes in and Chelsea is yet to score a goal? I no longer recognize my club again💔
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Chelsea fans tasting the first clean sheet of the season: 😋
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- Chelsea win - Neto brace - First clean sheet in 22 games - Destroyed Everton at their home ground - CPR masterclass -RIVAL FANS TEARS FOOTBALL WON TODAY
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Another unsuccessful Chelsea hate watch 💔😭
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“Chelsea can never keep clean sheets this season”
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Chelsea win and first clean sheet of the year 😭😭😭
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Replying to @Lea_EFC
Well we never said which first 5😂😂
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Replying to @Lea_EFC
Couldn't do it in the first of the second half though
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Chelsea in the second half 🤣
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Everton : We can nullify the threat of JP Morgan Neto :
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The Kenya Revenue Authority (Amendment) Bill 2026 has been signed into law this morning. A markedly different piece of legislation from the copy we first saw in June (see quoted tweet). Key additions: · The law now provides that the funds of the Kenya Revenue Authority shall include an amount not less 2.0% of the revenue estimated in the financial estimates for each financial year to be collected by the Authority · The law now provides for an incentive measure for staff at the Kenya Revenue Authority at 3.0% of the revenue actually collected in any quarter of the financial year in excess of the amount estimated to be collected · The law now provides that the Managing Director of the Kenya Ports Authority will be a member of the Board of the Kenya Revenue Authority
Julians Amboko
@AmbokoJHJun 2
The Kenya Revenue Authority (Amendment) Bill of 2026 is out! Unlike what we saw with the Central Bank of Kenya (Amendment) Bill of 2026 (see quoted tweet), this one is principally a clean up exercise. We can see deletion of reference to the Standards Levy Order, 1990 & the Sugar Act (repealed). In their place, we will now have the Standards (Standards Levy) Order of 2025 (Legal Notice 136/2025) & the Sugar Act, 2024. The word “ex-officio” with regard to the Board of the Revenue Authority is also being deleted.
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Formula 1
@F1Oct 13
We're heading back to Africa 🌍 Celebrating the excitement and spirit of connection with our host nation, Rwanda, through a special poem by Malaika Uwamahoro, featuring Naomi Schiff #F1
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