Sheriff · Feb 2, 2026 · 2:36 AM UTC

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Sheriff@_TheSheriff_Feb 2

Replying to @THR

Need to see a guy next year with pants that hang off the tip

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Sheriff · Oct 16, 2026 · 4:08 AM UTC

Sheriff@_TheSheriff_Oct 16

Almost died today. A robber came into my house with a loaded gun and aimed at me. Luckily Bo Nix was on offense on the TV. He suddenly started watching and killed himself. Thank God. 🙏 ❤️

Sheriff · Oct 14, 2026 · 4:15 AM UTC

Sheriff@_TheSheriff_Oct 14

Best app on the app store

Sheriff · Oct 7, 2026 · 5:28 PM UTC

Sheriff@_TheSheriff_Oct 7

Playing "Heads Up 7 Up" with my inner demons tonight

Sheriff · Feb 11, 2026 · 9:04 PM UTC

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Sheriff@_TheSheriff_Feb 11

Chargers fans are hilarious because they look at the schedule every year and say, “Yeah, we’re about do some shit that hasn’t happened since 2006”

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Sheriff · Sep 13, 2026 · 4:58 PM UTC

Sheriff@_TheSheriff_Sep 13

OH GOLLY OH GEE I SURE HOPE I GET TO SEE MY TEAM WIN 6 GAMES AND PLAY THEIR BACKUPS IN THE BOOTY BOWL Grow up and watch a real sport

Sheriff · Sep 13, 2026 · 3:02 AM UTC

Sheriff@_TheSheriff_Sep 13

Now Playing @NFLStreetReborn

Mark Dondero · Sep 10, 2026 · 6:51 AM UTC

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@MarkDonderoSep 10

My takeaway of Drake Maye’s performance vs. Seattle.

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Cam · Sep 10, 2026 · 2:52 AM UTC

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@42CycSep 10

Drake Maye when he doesn't have the easiest schedule in NFL History

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jfd · Sep 9, 2026 · 1:01 PM UTC

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jfd@jaydenremadeSep 9

WE ARE JUSTIN HERBERT PLAYOFF WINS AWAY FROM NFL RETURNING

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🜲 · Sep 5, 2026 · 9:58 PM UTC

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🜲@RAZ0RBACKSSep 5

KJ Jackson incompetent against north alabama

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Sheriff · Sep 6, 2026 · 1:04 AM UTC

Sheriff@_TheSheriff_Sep 6

College football makes me wanna fucking kill myself btw

Drink More Water | Read More Books🐬 · Aug 28, 2026 · 8:22 PM UTC

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@flaquaticfanAug 28

If Tua throws an interception or turns the ball over in tonight’s preseason game against the Miami Dolphins I will send a personalized signed copy of my fiancées USA Today best selling book Nasty Little Secrets to someone who retweets this tweet

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Mayor Mike · Aug 21, 2026 · 3:57 AM UTC

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Mayor Mike@theMayor_MikeAug 21

DJ Uiagalelei should be the backup. Trey Lance can be converted into something else, like maybe glue or some kind of paste

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Sheriff · Jun 3, 2026 · 3:48 AM UTC

Sheriff@_TheSheriff_Jun 3

Why THE FUCK are all these videos in a parking lot

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Zay · Apr 27, 2026 · 12:43 AM UTC

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@THEL0VESPACEApr 27

It is week 13 of the 2026 NFL season. Jacoby has led us to a 2-9 record, the leagues worst. While trailing 10-17, Jacoby suffers a hand injury and we give the keys to Beck. Beck has a miraculous 4th quarter leading an upset over the Los Angeles Rams 27-20. Beck is then named the starter for the rest of the season. Over the last 4 games, Beck goes 3-1 with 7TDs and just 3 INTs. The Arizona Cardinals finish the season 6-11. They have the 10th pick in the NFL draft and elect to draft a defensive player, confident they have the QB of the future. Going into 2027 everyone is very upbeat, Beck apology posts are plastered over Cardinals twitter. For the first time in YEARS, the valley has something to look forward to. Fast forward to the end of 2027 Carson Beck is actually still ass and just had a Mickey Mouse 4.5 games and we still don’t have a QB and MHJ and McBride request a trade and we fire Monti and start an entire new rebuild

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