Dad || Solution Architect crypto @stripe || Founder @q00bs @bvcket_xyz | | Dev | | prev: @askbillybets @nowMedia @pepsico @codepted || Opinions are my own ||
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Here is a quick look around what @bvcket_xyz Pro Mode has to offer🫶
For those of you who know ive been preaching about what i built with @q00bs for over 2 years now. 🔥🔥🔥
🍞ToastMalone🍞 retweeted
Tempo's next upgrade is the one I'm the most excited by so far, as it makes me feel high trust in storing 10-100x more dollars in the system than before. Video below.
TL;DR - Configurable Accounts:
1. Post-quantum future proofing. We haven't decided on what PQ signer we want, but this does the most important groundwork.
2. Native multisignatures. No explanation needed. Need to store more dollars in an account? Require multi factor authentication.
Were these possible before? Yes, of course. Were they ever as seamless to use, and too cheap to even think about "Should I use this"? No.
Configurable accounts will be the default accounts in Tempo. I think it's gonna be the standard in every blockchain.
For my Ethereum friends, we are approaching the finish line on what I'd consider "Pragmatic Native Account Abstraction". We have one last part of the puzzle, "Attestable Accounts", but more on that in the coming weeks.
T14 - Configurable Accounts - Mainnet December 1st
🍞ToastMalone🍞 retweeted
Stripe is quietly the best acquirer in fintech 👇
Stripe now lends to merchants who never picked Stripe
> @ParafinHQ lends to merchants on @DoorDash, @amazon, gusto, jobber
> it works whatever payment processor the platform uses
> parafin's ceo said big platforms didn't want stripe for lending, it locks them deeper into stripe payments
that's the whole deal
> $3B+ funded to 60k+ smbs since 2021
> cash advances, term loans, b2b pay over time, business cards
> last valued $750M in dec 2024
The logic is simple: the software a merchant runs on sees every sale, so it can underwrite a business a bank would turn down, and get repaid straight from those sales
And the gap is big. Only 41% of us small business loan applications got approved last year, while new businesses on stripe grew 86% yoy in q2
So the merchant gets cash from the software it already uses, the platform takes a cut, and stripe sits under all of it
bref, @stripe just bought distribution
🍞ToastMalone🍞 retweeted
at privy, all engineering is security engineering
our work here never stops - read to learn more!
LFG🔥🔥🔥
Welcome @alexatallah and the amazing @OpenRouter team -- so excited to see what you build in the years to come!
Stripe is a good company to get acquired by (in this case live developers on Privy with the red bar being ~our acquisition announcement)!
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🍞ToastMalone🍞 retweeted
Plural is bringing tokenization to infrastructure investing.
In partnership with the State of Alaska, Plural has launched InvestNorth to make investing in data centers and other infrastructure projects more transparent and accessible.
Protected by Privy.
Alaska and Plural just launched InvestNorth, a new platform for financing infrastructure in Alaska.
Bloomberg (@business) has the exclusive: bloomberg.com/news/articles/…
(Third-party reporting; statements and figures are Bloomberg’s own.)
Securities offered through Plural Brokerage LLC, member FINRA/SIPC.
🍞ToastMalone🍞 retweeted
E2B is making it possible for AI agents to pay for their own compute.
As agents take on more complex tasks, they need the ability to access and pay for tools and infrastructure autonomously, with secure wallets and spending controls behind the scenes.
Protected by Privy.
Your agents can now pay for E2B sandboxes with stablecoins on @tempo wallet.
The agent never holds the wallet’s key, and you can see every payment it makes.
In the demo, an agent pays for its own E2B sandbox and uses it as a remote machine.
Try it: docs.e2b.dev/use-cases/agent… and get 5% off as part of the launch.
Shoutout to @privy_io for powering the wallet E2B uses to receive stablecoin payments.
🍞ToastMalone🍞 retweeted
1/ Every Friday, we ship to make building on Privy better.
Today: give users more control over their wallets.
Users can now set their own wallet rules, like spending limits and approved destinations, directly in your app, without requiring server-side code.
“Pleasure is cheap, satisfaction takes commitment.”
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